Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to GoldenDargon.
Caution: GoldenDargon may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
GoldenDargon contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use GoldenDargon on concrete.
Discontinue use of GoldenDargon if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech ,temporary blindness, profuse sweating, heart palpitations
If GoldenDargon begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
GoldenDargon may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, GoldenDargon should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of GoldenDargon, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of GoldenDargon include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
GoldenDargon has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt GoldenDargon.
GoldenDargon comes with a lifetime guarantee.