GodIsASquirrel
Steven Giordullo
Cincinnati, Ohio, United States
"Another round of bleach miss."

To my humblest acknowledgment of your presence, I welcome you to my jungle abode and greet you with my greatest enthusiasm and hospitality. My dear homosapien acquaintances , as you can see through my genetic mutation, I have inherited more than two eyes, which makes me unique and special to others of the same species as me(Monkey), and lets me see from far distances and analyze my surroundings, which is how I was able to track your location and get the jump on you, thus making my sudden appearance both quirky and justified as a commendable way of ending this episode of Jimmy Neutron, an American cartoon television show in which I have no correlation to, for my own creation was only limited to the boundaries of which I know, and my search for purpose still perseveres but to no avail but to occupy myself until I die a lonely miserable life as I was outcasted from my family because of my third eye that I had mentioned before. My own mother cannot stand the sight of me, and thus I have failed in this life. Although I am different from the other apes, you may refer to me as a more common human name, Paul, which was my father’s name before he died in the fire of 01’. His sins and mistakes will not be forgotten, nor shall they be forgiven. Burn in hell, my dear Paul. The scars are still healing to this day, and I’m afraid they shall never be fully patched. I long for the eternal darkness.
"Another round of bleach miss."

To my humblest acknowledgment of your presence, I welcome you to my jungle abode and greet you with my greatest enthusiasm and hospitality. My dear homosapien acquaintances , as you can see through my genetic mutation, I have inherited more than two eyes, which makes me unique and special to others of the same species as me(Monkey), and lets me see from far distances and analyze my surroundings, which is how I was able to track your location and get the jump on you, thus making my sudden appearance both quirky and justified as a commendable way of ending this episode of Jimmy Neutron, an American cartoon television show in which I have no correlation to, for my own creation was only limited to the boundaries of which I know, and my search for purpose still perseveres but to no avail but to occupy myself until I die a lonely miserable life as I was outcasted from my family because of my third eye that I had mentioned before. My own mother cannot stand the sight of me, and thus I have failed in this life. Although I am different from the other apes, you may refer to me as a more common human name, Paul, which was my father’s name before he died in the fire of 01’. His sins and mistakes will not be forgotten, nor shall they be forgiven. Burn in hell, my dear Paul. The scars are still healing to this day, and I’m afraid they shall never be fully patched. I long for the eternal darkness.
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Sep 2, 2017 @ 10:30am 
llo?
Apr 24, 2017 @ 4:58pm 
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Feb 4, 2017 @ 3:37pm 
no
Nov 25, 2016 @ 5:00pm 
yes