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565 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
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28.2 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
Terminator Resistance is essentially what Alien Isolation was to the Alien franchise. A love letter to fans of the series.



The Terminator license hasn't been this good since 1991.
Posted July 11.
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4 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
10.9 hrs on record
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Posted July 2. Last edited July 3.
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17 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
24.7 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
This town is full of monsters! How can you just stand there and drink coffee?
Posted May 20.
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7 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
42.6 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
I accidentally fired an explosive bolt onto Joseph, he charged into a group of enemies and blew them all up.


Teamwork 101.
Posted May 11.
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5 people found this review helpful
21.0 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Lousy textures/animations/gameplay. This game just screams low budget. It's good to see Leon and Chris back in action, but what's the point when RE4 and RE5 did it so much better? Thank ♥♥♥♥ RE7 and the RE2 remake reinvented the franchise and brought it back to its roots.
Posted May 6. Last edited May 6.
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26 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
29.9 hrs on record (26.2 hrs at review time)
Barry.
Posted May 2.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
32.6 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
I rate this game 5 STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
Posted April 3.
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5 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
6.4 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
They say love is all you need.


Quad Damage is all I need.
Posted April 1.
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17 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
36.4 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Excellent atmosphere/story/characters/setting. It can be so stressful trying to evade enemies while low on ammunition, simply trying to reserve bullets for more important situations or mismanagement of the incredibly limited space in the inventory system.


This is true survival horror.
Posted February 28.
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8 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
29.3 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
Ada Wong's boobs have jiggle physics.


Now I know why everyone is anticipating the RE3 remake.
Posted February 16.
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