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Personal Achievements

Beat Level One

Beat the first level


Kill yourself with your own weapon.

Never Surrender!

Attempt a level 10 times.

2 Stones 1 Bird

Attempt a level 25 times.

Controls Reversed

Beat level 4 with controls reversed.

Teachers Pet

Beat a level with an A+ time.

Battle Hardened

Beat 5 levels without dying.

The Legend

Beat 10 levels without dying.

Eat My Dust

Beat the first boss.

I Am > Than Mechs

Beat the second boss.

Who's Laughing Now

Beat the third boss.

You have found a bug.

Complete one secret.

Stop breaking the game.

Complete 10 secrets.

Death is my friend!

Die 50 times.

You're good at dying.

Die 100 times.


Get a knife modification.

Killing Spree

Kill 25 enemies.

God Like

Kill 50 enemies.

Spontaneous Combustion

Explode 50 times

For Debugging Only!

Find and complete the secret ending.

Completely Completed

Complete all the levels.

The Collector

Collect 15 Collectables.

You fell for it!

Fall for it on level two.

Off to the Slammer

Level 11, go to "prison".

Oops! Yea that's a bug.

Level 19, crash the game.

Living On a Prayer

Beat half the levels.

Play Pong!

Play Pong in the game.

New Perspective

Level 29, play as a scroll.

Cloud Nine

Level 25, ride a cloud.


Level 9, see a smiley face.