The guy below me has a dent in his head from wearing his headset too much.

Omg hai ___^ I absolutely luuuv __ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ___________________________________
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ___
he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)

Hey haha, just decided to see your profile and thought you looked absolutely stunning in your profile picture.
It's pretty rare to see girl gamers out in the wild ya know? In the event that it happens I would like to swear my loyalty by your side. I will be your sworn knight and the thought of ever leaving you will never cross my mind.
I'm a feminist and I will fight for women.
We should totally play some rocket league together, it's a car soccer game and i'll give you all the goals you want <3 <3.
I'm a pretty confident guy and would love to get to know you better xoxo.
We should totally talk on discord a lot more , would love to hear your voice hehe.
Hope you respond ^_^ <3 XoXo

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