Sirius
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THIS GUIDE WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO BE GOOD IN MORDHAU IN 2024 BY AN ELITE PLAYER THAT ALREADY HIT 6TH WORLDWIDE AND THE BEST EU 1VXER (AND LEANBACKER) THAT EVER LIVED BUT FIRST OF ALL PLEASE ADD A THUMB UP FOR 5 STARS THANKS BBYGURL
my incredible encounter with stouty in birmingham!
I actually met stouty at a grocery store in birmingham yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person and went for a handshake, he chambered it and punched me right in the ♥♥♥♥. I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and feinting his fist in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen warhammers in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the weapons and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them without using the drag exploit “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and xx6 at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned them and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying "get stouty coaching" really loudly.
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Chivalry 2
29 Hours played
I am not recommending this game for one reason, to some it may be a dumb one but this is my reason. It's because there are no sexy girls. As a man with a big penis (15 inches), i have sex with lots of women with big boobs and butt all the time. girls love my big penis because it was very big big and they love having sex with my penis. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. i think the developers should add boob size slidder into this game. they could make it into a sequel and i think this would do more numbers than the original game. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game(tentacles hentai wonderland 3) instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. since i have a big penis, i get too many girls wanting to have sex with me. sometimes, i just want to have sex with myself (hand sex, im not gay) while playing chivalry 2. how can i have sex with myself if there are no girls with big boobs in chivalry 2? i don't think this is right and the developers should do something about this because my penis (15 inches) can't take it anymore. And i have no clue how people get girls that are nude in this game, i seen people post pics of their girl characters nude in the community section but none of them have explained how they did it and the game itself does not explain it either so therefore i assume its done with mods of some kind cus you cant play the game with girls with big boobs. i feel like you lied to me so I'm not going to play this game anymore and am giving you a thumbs down.