Ker Blam'n Up In   Canada
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Eh <3
I play strategy games, horror games (INDIE GARBAGE), and TF2. Mostly. I'll also always enjoy a quick game of Chess or Go, hit me up.

I write so called "lel xd random humour" reviews about games people stopped caring about 7 years ago in an attempt to make fans upset (which are garbage don't read them)

[3/2/2013 10:38:34 PM] Sonfax: what if birds aren't singing
[3/2/2013 10:38:42 PM] Sonfax: and they're actually screaming because they're afraid of heights?

ibuprofen : Fundai
ibuprofen : how many people did you pay off to farm your strange knife

[11:32:05 PM] happy james year: "dont smile because it happed CRY CBECAUSE EVERYTHIGN ELSE ISGONN HAPPEN U LITTLE SHIT

Ask me for the name of this
Life is Silly.
Silly is Fun.
Therefore Life is Fun.
Doc Scratch : Findia you having fun spamming your stickys?
Doc Scratch : I bet you are
Doc Scratch : cause its easy as hell
Ker Blam'n up in somewhere
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Haunted Jill Plushie Drinks Your Beer and Gets Sad
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This game has some of my favourites: great writing, cute characters, touching life lessons, an oppressive and yet inspiring cyberpunk near future, and most importantly, alcohol and sad alcoholics.

Like other stories that try to be really ♥♥♥♥ing sappy and touching, VA-11 Hall-A left me with the desire to immediately contact those I was close to, or had drifted apart from, to speak the unspoken or to resolve a tension never healed.

Of course I didn't do that because that would be weird at 10:00pm on a Monday night (especially if I had to explain that my inspiration was a video game where you serve anime robots cold ones), but still, points for that.

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ceruleancerise Jul 17 @ 9:59pm 
im the frog
ceruleancerise Jul 11 @ 11:22pm 
¡ byteframe 😵 is live ! Apr 26 @ 5:16am 
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(over phone) Scully: Did he give you any idea of how to catch
Mulder: No, but she did tell me everything else there is to
know about insects.
Scully: SHE?

"The X-Files: War of the Coprophages"

Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.
Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening!

"The X-Files: Our Town"
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CtrlShiftGo Mar 21 @ 7:48pm 
The comment section on your profile is... amusing.
ceruleancerise Mar 9 @ 7:36am 
hey man i build pcs not collect sexy telephone cards
ceruleancerise Jan 16 @ 11:33pm 
i show everyone ur tf2 hours btw