Once upon a time, a man awoke to find he had no memory of who he was or how he had gotten here. Suddenly, a voice spoke to the man: ‘Your second wish has been granted. Now, for your third — and final — wish. The man considered this for a moment, and — seeing no other choice — made his final wish: ‘Allow me to remember all that I have forgotten. ‘Funny,’ the voice laughed, granting the man’s final wish. ‘That was the first thing you asked for.