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I've never had a game feel so close to real life

"You remind me of my mother. I ate her" - One-Eyed Jack

Visible confusion has invaded

The time has come and so have I

"I'm gonna kill that boulder punching ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" -Heisenberg 2021

They knew about Chris and his fetish for boulders. 10/10

I'M CAPTAIN BASCH

Look at my name and ask why I bought this.









For research obviously.

Like good shooty mcshoot games? Buy this game.
Like awesome music to shoot things to? Buy this game.
Liked KF1? Buy this game.
Is this format original at all? No, but you should still buy this game.

I want to say really quick that I've had at least 2000 hours on PS3 and at least another 200 on XB1 my steam playtime means nothing about what I feel for this game. I used to love this game with a passion when it came out and part of it is still fun. By that I mean single player. Online is just a cesspool of stupidity and greed by Rockstar. And that's really the biggest problem about this entire game is the company behind it. No longer is it about having fun with your friends, doing heists together or pretty much anything at this point. It's all about those sweet, sweet microtransactions. It's almost impossible to even get anywhere with any new content because it's all stupid expensive and requires either timeless grinding or just paying real money for some fake money. Under no circumstance anymore could I recommend this game for any reason other than single player with mods. And that still isn't worth $60

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Being a Mormon with catgirls: The Fapping Game.