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Zamb Nov 22 @ 7:36pm 
-rep skial admin, banned me for no reason from the micky mouse club.
Zamb Nov 15 @ 11:25pm 
I’m not gay. I AM straight. I love Titties, Vaginas, and Ássholes (of girls). I love to have sex with girls with my penis. Gay people? Ƒucking awesome, But I am not one of them, nope I’m not.
Zamb Nov 15 @ 11:22pm 
Hello skial admin, i write to you in deep melancholy. It appears there isn't any ĆOCK left.
I Like Men Oct 14 @ 6:49pm 
a.
I Like Men Aug 27 @ 4:55am 
Hello mr skial adman I hav ban report pls hep
Claas Aug 2 @ 1:40pm 
I only have 1 question. You can delete me after my question :b1:
Legoshi Jul 18 @ 12:20pm 
Hello just dropping a comment here too, I contacted you on discord and I did so too with the other admin by the name Feral.
caag =DD May 20 @ 10:20am 
for middleman service
Pedro Feb 11 @ 6:01am 
Edgy Steam User Bingo
Look at the below list. How many of them apply to your Steam profile?

1. Has a VAC/Game Ban,
2. Black/Grayscale Background
3. Says owo unironically, denies being a weeb.
4. GIF of some cringy mumble rapper with fake VHS artefacts.
5. Aesthetic trendy pic of a girl as avatar
6. Comment section cluttered with hearts from strangers.
7. Steam Level is over 100. Friend Count is below 20.
8. Finds the 80s nostalgic despite being born in 2005.
9. Edgy Google Translate Japanese/Korean on profile.
10. Fullwidth Font
11. Has a profile URL that is 'really unique' and 'cool'
12. Special Snowflake broken avatar or blank name.
13. Creates groups just for animated avatars.
14. Has an e-boyfriend they met through Steam.
15. Most groups have grayscale icons.

If more than 4 of the above apply to your Steam profile consider adjusting your gay levels to safer levels in order to make Steam a more enjoyable place for everybody.
Zamb Feb 11 @ 5:35am 
i am a gay man and i accidentally masturbated to straight porn. i was browsing a gay porn site, so you know, i figured there wouldn't be any women in my gay porn. i found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but i assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so i stuck around.

after the guy (and i) finished, the girl sat up and that's when i saw it... her hooters. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no hetero" but i fear it wasn't enough
I Like Men Jan 18 @ 12:47pm 
u smel pp
Zamb Dec 31, 2019 @ 5:35am 
-rep fake and gay
Mr. KING Dec 14, 2019 @ 12:28pm 
Added for Middleman! Thanks!
PERRI Dec 11, 2019 @ 10:45am 
Can you help me to make a deal pls?
Zamb Oct 1, 2019 @ 1:12pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard cockk push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Zamb Oct 1, 2019 @ 1:11pm 
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Zamb Oct 1, 2019 @ 12:50pm 
It'll happen one day. You think that you're not a weeb, everything is great, you don't care much for that "waifu" nonsense. But your friends are telling you that this one game is pretty good, maybe you read about it online. You check it out. It was pretty good. That one girl in it was great, but you're not a weeb. You may have some fanart saved and you might participate in a meme every now and then, but you're not a weeb. But then there's that one time you catch yourself thinking about Sayori during breakfast and it hits you. It happened. You're a weeb now, you fell in without even noticing and now it's too late. You're only option is to hope friends/family don't notice, but it's too late.
Zamb Oct 1, 2019 @ 12:46pm 
hello, my name is Yu Sak ♥♥♥♥, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village is silver elite, but me gold nove 2, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my csgo team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prizo is 2 bags of rice and a goat.
dizp Aug 10, 2019 @ 12:33pm 
I need some help
Zamb May 17, 2019 @ 7:03pm 
Team Pepega
Vervaticus Mar 27, 2019 @ 9:18am 
NaM !
muck Mar 7, 2019 @ 2:07pm 
HandsUp
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Vervaticus Feb 10, 2019 @ 7:40am 
NaM
Zamb Feb 9, 2019 @ 5:46pm 
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big boobs you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other %%%s. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
Spy sapping my sentry Feb 2, 2019 @ 2:48am 
I have some questions
AUSSIE FLASHBANG* Jan 15, 2019 @ 10:13am 
NaM :exclamation:
Michael Dec 7, 2018 @ 2:32pm 
hi I have some questions
NlmbKai Nov 26, 2018 @ 10:22pm 
2 people tried to scam me, one was a fake admin
Zamb Nov 25, 2018 @ 3:25am 
Hello! Haha! It feels good to be back on Steam again, I must say! You're the person, out of all of the people when I was banned from Steam that I missed the most. Apparently some hackers from Anonymous planted cheats in my Computer that DDoSed the Steam Servers Using My Computer Without My Consent, Ill Be Sure Not To Run Another Exe Named "CSGOEnhancer.exe" Right? haha! I thought It Was A Graphical Enhancement Tool for couter Strike. Turns out It Was an Evil Program That was Burrowing IN my Computer Under The Name of Twunk_16.exe! Scary, Right? Im sorry I was absent. Steam Banned me, as I said before. We can still be friends even though I went offlin without warnign right? Consdiering the fact you removed me, I guess that's a no
:/
Zamb Nov 25, 2018 @ 3:24am 
Cool story bro, in fact it was so interesting that I had to do some background check on you, and what you said is partly true. There indeed was such a case a few years back where a 9 year old boy was ra.ped by his 18 year old babysitter and afterwards the child was mu.rdered. So adding one to one, after your so called bad ghetto life you decided to do honest work as a babysitter, but once a killer and ra.pist, always a killer and ra.pist thus you couldn't hold your urges. What the report didn't say was about the underwear the child was wearing, which you kindly told to me and I bet the only reason you got it up was due to the sheer fact he was wearing the so called pink my little pony underwear, which is actually pathetic and I'm happy I won't have to deal with a horsefu.cker like you anymore. If you don't believe me, come see me and I'll show you the report, you know where I live.
I Like Men Nov 6, 2018 @ 9:18am 
a
Dizzy Oct 28, 2018 @ 1:47pm 
Added to trade
Symo96 Oct 18, 2018 @ 8:47am 
Sorry for disturb i would like to add you because i would like to ask you something
Vervaticus Oct 10, 2018 @ 3:53pm 
gachiBASS Clap
Zamb Sep 14, 2018 @ 4:27pm 
my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said suck my a.ss bit.chboy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my di.ck and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy as.s son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the ♥♥♥.king couch and took his as.s away for diddling my pe.nis

moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my ♥♥♥.king gamecube away
Zamb Aug 25, 2018 @ 8:22pm 
All men are gay and I can prove it mathematically: If any percentage of men above zero are gay, then the average man is gay

Let’s say the 1 in 10 men are gay, that means the average man is 1/10 gay, but using the theory that (>1)% gay = 100% gay, as you can’t be half gay, then then all men are gay.

Of course, this hypothesis also proves that traps aren’t gay as women are negative gay (1 woman= -100% gay) thus, a trap = 1/2 male 1/2 female, so they cancel out and get you 0% gay, thus proves that traps are straighter than real woman, as one woman = -100% gay, which makes them a lesbian, which then, makes it gay
Zamb Aug 21, 2018 @ 12:48pm 
ur family tree lgbt
Zamb Aug 13, 2018 @ 7:19pm 
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big boobs you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other %%%s. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
Zamb Aug 12, 2018 @ 7:56pm 
Happy Birthday Big Boy!! Remember that time we were using my moms measuring tape to measure our gains? And once we ran out of muscles to measure the only thing left was to measure our ♥♥♥♥? So first we did it flaccid but the numbers weren't very impressive so we decided we better try it with b.oners. But you were shy and didn't wanna jerk it in front of me to get hard so you asked if I could do it for you?! lol and then I was still bigger so you said it was because I give shi.tty hand jobs! haha anyways I cant wait to get drunk with you later and measure our d.icks! Love you buddy
Zamb Jul 26, 2018 @ 12:07pm 
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BIue Jul 23, 2018 @ 9:37am 
Yo, I dig your style
Zamb Jul 18, 2018 @ 11:42am 
xD
Zamb Jul 6, 2018 @ 7:47am 
what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless your dad
Zamb Jul 5, 2018 @ 10:11am 
holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ christ mother of ♥♥♥♥, I swear to ♥♥♥♥ i have NEVER, in all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years of being on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ we call Earth, met a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ even nearing the scale of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ faggotry that you operate on you worthless sack of crap. Your entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ existence is an affront to any sort of deity that has the misfortune of watching over this world that you taint with your presence. I doubt anyone that knows you in person can even be bothered to put up with your ♥♥♥♥ and i dont blame them. I feel so angry thinking of all the people that die on a daily basis in the world and yet you, you of all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people continue to draw breath.

In short, you are one stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, one stupid ugly smelly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, a worthless bastard beneath even the lowliest a creatures. ♥♥♥♥ You.
Cunt Jun 29, 2018 @ 12:50am 
+rep bet 500k credits and LOST
Crabula Jun 28, 2018 @ 5:49am 
Pedro must of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a cat because he get alot of ♥♥♥♥♥ (lenny)
Zamb May 12, 2018 @ 2:56pm 
When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.
Zamb Apr 1, 2018 @ 8:15pm 
+rep this man is really funny lolxd, a true comedian
Dominus...ZzzzZZzzz Mar 8, 2018 @ 4:34am 
there you go