Boxmeer, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands
12:45 - Fluff: Grant "Why is every retard not wearing a hat" Vincent
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Welcome to my profile!


If you want to add me, please put a comment down below first. I don't like being randomly added and having to ask people who they are and why they added me. Most people are welcome, but be forewarned that I do clear out my friends list from time to time, so if we don't talk you may be removed. Please do not take this personally.

http://imgur.com/a/ySS1W my beautiful cat

My favourite poem:

"Locked arm in arm they cross the way
The black boy and the white,
The golden splendor of the day
The sable pride of night.

From lowered blinds the dark folk stare
And here the fair folk talk,
Indignant that these two should dare
In unison to walk.

Oblivious to look and word
They pass, and see no wonder
That lightning brilliant as a sword
Should blaze the path of thunder."

("Tableau" by Countee Cullen)

Some quotes:

"It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness."

"Stories matter. Many stories matter. Stories have been used to dispossess and to malign. But stories can also be used to empower and to humanize." - Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

23:18 - EvoWarrior5: I'm turning 21 in a little over 2 months from now
23:20 - Teatime ♥ #bday! :D: Birthdays in January must be great
23:21 - EvoWarrior5: I was literally about to ask you when your birthday is approximately
23:21 - Teatime ♥ #bday! :D: <------ ._.

Appletiser: EvoWarrior3 was a better film

18:47 - Fatyyy: he tld me that he had to go to university :c
18:47 - EvoWarrior5: do you know each other irl?
18:47 - EvoWarrior5: oh clearly not
18:47 - Fatyyy: nono ..he is spanish and im italian xd
18:47 - EvoWarrior5: oh whaat
18:47 - EvoWarrior5: I thought you were Spanish too
18:47 - Fatyyy: nono ahaha
18:47 - EvoWarrior5: next thing you'll tell me is you're not actually fat
18:48 - Fatyyy: ....
18:48 - Fatyyy: my name is
18:48 - Fatyyy: fatima
18:48 - EvoWarrior5: omg I'm sorry
18:48 - Fatyyy: fatima---> faty

01:22 - Festeavetime: It's basically just that when I first heard of rule34 and that there's porn of everything, my reaction was "there's no way there's porn of Angela Merkel"
01:22 - Festeavetime: I was wrong ;_;
01:22 - EvoWarrior5 🎄: That's literally the perfect response
01:23 - Festeavetime: It scarred me for life
01:23 - EvoWarrior5 🎄: One thing I always get in mind with "stuff you would like to think there is no way there is porn of but you know in the back of your mind there actually is" is Jerry from Totally Spies doing it with aforementioned totally spies
01:23 - EvoWarrior5 🎄: Never looked it up and not going to
01:24 - Festeavetime: Hey man
01:28 - Festeavetime is now Online.
01:28 - Festeavetime: Wtf
01:29 - Festeavetime: It seems like there's actually no porn of jerry on there
01:29 - Festeavetime: This is weird
01:29 - EvoWarrior5 🎄: maybe not on there
01:29 - EvoWarrior5 🎄: But it;s out there
01:29 - EvoWarrior5 🎄: Somewhere
01:30 - EvoWarrior5 🎄: WAIT WHY DID YUO GO LOOK THAT UP

Recent Activity

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Adrew Jefrey Aug 12 @ 1:23pm 
Accept me so you will know
EvoWarrior5 Aug 12 @ 1:22pm 
what is that reason?
Adrew Jefrey Aug 12 @ 12:56pm 
+rep good player and nice personality. added for a good reason!
Bown/Mathellian Aug 7 @ 1:01am 
Remember to use the gravity gun to headshot the tank and defuse the bomb with the portal gun
EvoWarrior5 Aug 6 @ 7:13am 
All of that can wait until after I escape Aperture and survive the Smoker.
Bown/Mathellian Aug 5 @ 1:56pm 
But what about finding the Tri Force, throwing it in mount Doom and becoming the Dragonborn, the chosen one to defeat the emperor and become the fuhrer?