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4 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Incredibly similar vibes to "This War of Mine".
Play as a homeless person trying to survive on the streets.
The game is very difficult, and the choices are hard.
Still has some bugs but I am sure they will work out as the game moves through Early Access.

https://youtu.be/D8P8am1fsNY
Posted September 20.
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0.1 hrs on record
No sound.
Terrible gameplay.
Gross.
https://youtu.be/8PZeRtO2pqo
Posted September 19.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Zero effort trash.
Really not much else to say about the game.
Don't buy it.

https://youtu.be/Az7VNtajYX0
Posted September 18.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Despite some curse words, the game (at least what I played) is not overly offensive.
It is a stock trading sim that frequently insults you.
The gameplay is not really interesting enough to keep me looking for jokes, and the jokes are not funny or frequent enough to make me want to suffer through the gameplay.
Is probably 3X too expensive.
Can't recommend at this price.

https://youtu.be/DXJfUEt_vU4
Posted September 17.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
It is fine.
Controls work but are not amazingly responsive.
The save points are in weird, not useful places.
The switching mechanics work but are mostly uninteresting.
Not the worst for $2 but there are definitely better games.
Thumb sideways would be better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaKGSjpHi1I
Posted September 16.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Terrible UI.
Clunky gameplay.
Powerpoint level framerates.
Awful stock models with no animations.
Play ANY other dinosaur game. This is awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf5LvsMSPVs
Posted September 14.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
This game is awesome!
Explore a richly detailed environment and enjoy well-written gothic stories.
Write them yourself and watch your words come to life.
I experienced a couple of visual bugs but nothing game breaking.
Super creepy, super well-done. I love it.

https://youtu.be/EWz44ehOt1U
Posted September 13.
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0.4 hrs on record
Fun little physics game.
Solve puzzles, build towers, survive earthquakes.
Pretty good stuff...check out the first few levels below.

https://youtu.be/nAAtsvwPgVU
Posted September 12.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Just a bunch of big empty nothing.
Nothing will make me stop playing a game faster than having my time wasted.
Give me a reason to WANT to explore your maps. "Uncovering the mystery" is not a good enough reason.

https://youtu.be/Ki_tp6eIIfU
Posted September 11.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Love the concept.
Playing vinyls doesn't seem to work.
Needs some more content and polish to be ready for the big show.

https://youtu.be/cDnroOtIULc
Posted September 10.
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