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4 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
There is no leveling in the sound effects so it crackles obnoxiously every time someone shoots.
The shooting doesn't work.
The menus and cut scenes are cool but the gameplay is awful.

https://youtu.be/YRoPGPdcef0
Posted December 15.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It's not a bad premise but attacking using the controller didn't work and the maze is incredibly frustrating: insta kill traps and a requirement that you start from the beginning each time. It might get better through early access.

https://youtu.be/hawXTM1wAkk
Posted December 13.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Fairly simple physics smasher in the style of Angry Birds.
Colorful and bright visuals but fairly uninteresting enemies.
Controls/implementation for powers are not ideal and are not fun.
This game is fine, but probably a tad too expensive for what it is.

https://youtu.be/RWGLtbFdHIU
Posted December 10.
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9 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
It's fine but there are undoubtedly better examples of this gameplay.
I also wonder if it is an asset flip given the devs release schedule.
I had a tepid amount of fun for about 10 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8eCqBr_ip8
Posted December 7.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Does it do what it says?
Sort of.
Is this worth your time oir money?
Defintely not.
You can see the wide variety of levels in the screenshots (Different color platforms) and there is zero enemy variety or level design present.
Play something better, please.

https://youtu.be/GOJq9FlyMAQ
Posted December 4.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
I'm dreaming of a better christmas.
Frustrating 3d platforming with imprecise controls and awakward camera angles.
I am not really sure who this game is for, exactly. Children would find it too difficult, or pointless. Adults (like myself) would find it frustrating and lacking payoff. Maybe there is a huge niche market for Santa Claus games that I don't know about.

https://youtu.be/vfzC4YddZA0
Posted December 2.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
It is not bad.
Simple controls (A & D)
But there is very little below the surface.
For a more complete and similar experience, check out Race the Sun.

https://youtu.be/va7866qTyRQ
Posted November 29.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Amazing visuals coupled with calm, yet interesting melodies.
A puzzle platformer with intuitive controls and some interesting game design.
Unfortunately, I couldn't get past the tutorial level and I honestly have no idea what I was doing wrong.
I went back and tried it again and got stuck in the same spot.
I'll update this if I can figure it out. :D
Even with the game breaking issue, I believe this game is GOING to be good.

https://youtu.be/H9SdF3L-B_E
Posted November 27.
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12 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Despite some localization issues, there is a pretty good game hanging out here.
Needs quite a bit of polish.
Zombies are not super interesting as a subject, but these are at least servicable and differentiated in the game. (Compared to lazier games)
Survival elements exist and seem pretty okay.
Not great, but not terrible.

https://youtu.be/mHvsW31UJxQ
Posted November 26.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Floaty controls combined with dubious parkour and sigle hit obstacles are not a winning recipe.
I really am not sure that there is a fix for any of this because it all seems so intertwined and there are so many problems.
Might be good for people who like to smash their heads into walls.

https://youtu.be/YPbd9LiFyck
Posted November 24.
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