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Recent reviews by TheBootyConsumer

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2 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
probably good but i'm too dumb to figure out the puzzles.
Posted May 28.
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2 people found this review helpful
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10.0 hrs on record
why is it so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard to get long logs
Posted October 13, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
garbage
Posted May 24, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
29.5 hrs on record (27.5 hrs at review time)
I can't stop killing people.
Posted November 23, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
915.3 hrs on record (401.1 hrs at review time)
nice
Posted February 25, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
187.0 hrs on record (124.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
10/10. Would blow up numerous Kerbals again.
Posted June 12, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. I couldn't even play because my keyboard doesn't have an any key. After 3 days I decided to spend 400$ on a keyboard SPECIFICALLY for the any key, and it turns out the game doesn't even have realistic goat physics. When I bought this game I wanted to be a real goat, not a weak ass ♥♥♥♥♥ that could hardly headbutt a human 50 meters. Also what's with the penis shaped food? I have a penis and food so what's the problem? You guys need to get your ♥♥♥♥ together and let me be a real goat.
Posted April 7, 2014.
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