HEARTMENDER
I like robots I guess. Robots and Robutts.
 
 
ESTP personality type.
“Wearing life like it's a noose around my neck.”
How do I put out more DMG?! [sizzlingstats.com]

OVERDRILLs Completed: 8

"Can we talk about how you're better with pipes than rockets?" - Bale to Heart 2015

FxM : heartminder do you feel you need to pubstomp with your shit friend or do you just hate fun so much


DarkDark : one of our guys rage quit bc of HEART

*DEAD* Steve : heart is hacking
Steve : or really lucky

*DEAD* Keyedrin : Bullshit shot mate


Vp : Heart airshotted the shit out of u

9:50 PM - Diamond: As a Server Scout, it is my job to inquire farther after a suspected exploit/hack abuser is captured on film. Before, or if, a report is submitted, can you make a case on wether or not a cheat was abused?
9:51 PM - heartmender LFT Sniper: I have 5,000 hours on this game, 600 of which being on Sniper. Report me if you'd like, but I have 4 years of experience playing this game.
9:55 PM - Diamond: Fair enough. No reports will be submitted. But I can tell you one thing, in my few months of being paid to scout out exploit/hack abusers, it sure as hell looked like you were. Either that or you are a damn good sniper. Have a nice day,

*DEAD* Old Man Emu (YTSE) : this kind of slaughter just shouldn't be allowed

*DEAD* Cosmonaut Snowball : so dumb that bale mlg and heart always go on the same team
*DEAD* Cosmonaut Snowball : dont you want a challenge

Whitman's Baked Goods : Heartmender is hacking. Please kick.
Falcor_ : that man clicks on heads real well

Rocket Jumping Enthusiast
Jump Map(s) Complete:
jump_beef - 4m 21s
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Record Collection
(44 so far.)
Bad Company - Desolation Angels
Beatles, The - A Hard Day's Night
Bullet For My Valentine - Temper Temper
Smashing Pumpkins, The - Oceania
Spyro Gyra - Access All Areas
Yes - 90125
Robin Williams - Throbbing Rythm of Love
Robin Williams - Reality...What A Concept
Rolling Stones - Under Cover
Pink Floyd- Dark Side of the Moon
Tom Perry - Heartbreakers
Petra - Never Say Die
Madonna - You Can Dance
Julian Lennon - Valotte
John Lennon - Mind Games
Led Zeppelin - CODA
Spyro Gyra - Morning Dance
Petra - More Power To Ya
Keith Green - No Compromise
Eagles, The - Hotel California
Spyro Gyra - Incognito
Fleetwood Mac - Fleetwood Mac
Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
Fleetwood Mac - Mirage
Eagles, The - One of Those Nights
Cars, The - Shake It Up
Blondie - Eat to the Beat
Blondie - Parallel Lines
Blondie - Blondie
Blondie - The Hunter
Blondie - Plastic Letters
Beatles, The - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
B-52's, The - Whammy!
Stevie Wonder - Songs in the Key of Life
Stevie Wonder - Original Musiquarium
B-52's, The - High Fidelity
ZZTop - Deguello
ZZTop - Afterburner
ZZTop - Eliminator
Weird Al Yankovic - Rocky Road
Madonna - True Blue
Madonna - Who's That Girl
Madonna - Causing Commotion
Madonna - Open Your Heart



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Terrorsquid Oct 21, 2016 @ 5:19am 
Hey there gorgeous. I'm feeling super liberal today and I'm feeling like tearing down some walls...emotional walls. Lately I've been grabbing life by the ♥♥♥♥♥ and baby you are my life. You're about to get a small load of 1 million Trump cummies in your Hillaryiously teeny bum-hole.
Trotzdem Sep 24, 2016 @ 6:40am 
"Mᴀsᴛᴇʀ Yᴏᴜʀ Dᴏɴɢᴇʀ, Mᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ Eɴᴇᴍʏ" - (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
Trotzdem Sep 17, 2016 @ 7:11am 
My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There's a bomb in my car
Allahu Akbar
Giichi Mar 21, 2016 @ 8:08pm 
XD This made my day..
»Bale« Mar 21, 2016 @ 11:51am 
Dude shut up I’m not gay. Just because I jerk off during Predator doesn’t mean I’m gay. I just appreciate power, I appreciate bravery. I salute the actions it took to stop the Predator. Does that make my ♥♥♥♥ hard? Yes, of course, and I won’t be ashamed of that. If you think that’s something to be ashamed of then YOU are the gay one. I love freedom and courage and America so yeah I ♥♥♥♥ing jerk off whenever I put on Predator.
Giichi Mar 12, 2016 @ 7:23am 
I will ignore all the 69s in there XD