-Back in my glory days of TF2, I generally just played Scout non-stop, though I really played everything except Pyro and Heavy, because if I wanted to lobotomize myself for holding M1, I would've gone Widowmaker Engineer. With that said, I guess I also didn't play too much Spy either, but that's because everyone in the TF2 community has finally developed the motor function to keep an eye on their backs and NOT get backstabbed. So there's that.

-As currently shown by the nice text blurb up top, I was a community manager of Red Sun Over Paradise, a TF2 community that goes by the song of the same name. We have good taste, right? Come check the Discord if you're looking for a community to call home! [discordapp.com]

-Right now, my current shit is whatever me and my boys over in the main discord I reside in wanna do.

-I currently reside in Texas, far, far away from any real life friends I may happen to have. Most of the time I'm either working a terrible shift as a janitor at my job, playing games (with or without my friends online), or I'm in bed watching YouTube videos until 4 in the morning. Yea... I know, not exactly a good sleeping habit.

-While I doubt the chances of a girl asking me out over the internet are any form of realistic to beginwith, please don't if this actually happens. If I was looking for a relationship to beginwith, I'd probably want it to be closer to home. The problem I've found with having LD-Relationships is that it's very hard to keep up with. Who knows what your SO is doing on the other side of the screen when you two aren't getting lovey dovey and shit.

-I absolutely despise my time getting wasted at work, so what the hell makes people think that I'll have any more patience for people who promise me "FREE CS:GO KEYS/SKINS" or "FREE ARCANA DOTA 2" or even "FREE UNUSUAL TF2 PLS GIB CREDIT CARD :D" I have absolutely 0 qualms with wasting your time just as much, and maybe even posting it for my friends to see so we can laugh at how pathetic people like you are.

-I don't mind having friends, but uh, preferably let me know who you are, like if we played a TF2 match together or if you do happen to be one of my few and rare real life friends, and if you don't plan on being a friend long-term, let me know what you're adding me for. Oh, and don't get butthurt if I don't accept your "pwecious fwend reqwuest uwu" or whatever, I end up denying a lot of them because I don't want people I'll end up never interacting with cluttering up my list. Friends lists aren't endless, you know, and you have Steam to thank for that.

-I don't GENERALLY do a lot of active trading, most of the time I'm using backpack.tf in case I see a nice cosmetic I want, or scrap.tf for when I've built up an excess supply of duplicate weapons I obviously don't need. If you're wanting to trade with me, please either comment down below what it is you're asking for, or send me a trade offer. I probably won't end up accepting your trade, but if you're nice about it I'll at least think about it.

So uh. Yeah. Have a good one.