Anyone wantin' to add me, I'd prefer if you leave a comment on my profile. That way I know you're not a bot wanting to steal items.

Also, the following info down below is an unorganized mess.
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Meet Gage
The alien thing that looks like a bird, lurkin' about the internet.
Hai :v

Leeking DNA since 2004

Just as a reminder, PLEASE don't randomly add me unless I've seen you in-game alot, know you pretty well and like you, or <insert good reason here>
I will look at my profile comments tho, so leave one if you have a reason to add me

Tumblr thing, if you're into silly reblogs and the rare sightings of my art :v [captngage.tumblr.com]
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Jeff Jun 21 @ 1:52am 
I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!
Champ Apr 24 @ 11:40am 
Lookin Jewish
Sol Kal the Edgy Techdragon Apr 18 @ 6:20pm 
I'm an item, here to steal your bots
Sol Kal the Edgy Techdragon Apr 17 @ 6:46pm 
I'm a bot, here to steal your items.
*On Little Cat Feet* Apr 6 @ 10:37am 
Stolid Mar 19 @ 11:22pm 
travel through time, the year is 1910 and you're on a train. don't push, the train is moving forward, and what are you doing on the train's roof? when its slows down, the children and women hop on. hey when this stops we can play at my house. is it in the next town? its here on the train, we live in the last wagon so hang tight because it's speeding up. 200 years of proudly being mexican. federal government