Danny
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The Cool Patrol Dance

You put your hands in the air
And you jump off the ground
And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around
And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
This is the Cool Patrol Dance!

Now put your hands in your pockets
And take them right back out
Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound         (moo)
Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
This is the Cool Patrol Dance!

You put your hands in the air
And then stick out your rear end
And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend
And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
This is the Cool Patrol Dance!

Now rub the peanut butter on you
From your head to your feet
And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats
Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
This is the Cool Patrol Dance!

You put your hands in the air
And grab a bird from the sky
And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced
This is the Cool Patrol Dance!

You're basically a superhero now
So throw some cars
Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars
Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
This is the Cool Patrol Dance!
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but only as a friend Apr 17, 2015 @ 1:17am 
Thanks for the present(s)!
Muad' Doob Messiah Aug 8, 2011 @ 12:12pm 
BROOOOOOOOOO
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