Dune Jumper
Arizona, United States
This is my Steam profile (but you probably knew that.)

When I see a steaming hot Domino's one topping pizza stacked with 71 steaming hot Domino's one topping pizzas I can't help but sali-vate.

"It's so bright it hurts my ears." -Goths for trump! 2018
"Halloween is my favorite halloween." -Usarmy19k 2018
"There's nothing you need, baby boy?" -LillaLu 2019
"He's gonna get the beet shit out of him." -Dune Jumper 2019
"It takes me back to a younger time when I was younger." -Disgusted woman 2019
Currently Offline
Last Online 14 hrs, 56 mins ago
Achievement Showcase
Perfect Games
Avg. Game Completion Rate

Recent Activity

168 hrs on record
last played on Mar 24
34 hrs on record
last played on Mar 23
363 hrs on record
last played on Mar 23
Bad Boy pl Mar 5 @ 9:57am 
Hello i need help with the parachute addon
Disgusted woman Dec 12, 2018 @ 9:37pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
IamMortui Dec 3, 2018 @ 7:05pm 
i'm about to go get a gun and kiss it in front of your grandparents pull the trigger and record their reaction
Disgusted woman Dec 3, 2018 @ 4:20pm 
i'm about to go get a boyfriend and kiss him in front of your grandparents
and record their reaction
IamMortui Dec 3, 2018 @ 10:56am 
Dune Jumper Dec 3, 2018 @ 10:51am 
I feel your pain friend, I for one was holding out hope for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nurse Zarya skin, those box-truck sized biceps, her gorilla hairy mid-digits erupting from her finger less gloves, those lavish quads ♥♥♥♥, I want her to pick me up and slam me against a wall. I want her to fold me like a pretzel and hold me close like school books so I can inhale her sweet sweat. I never wanted to get a sex change and turn lesbian so badly before in my life. If only I could have been born Rosie O'donnel or Andy♥♥♥♥♥♥ then maybe I would have had a chance, Thank you Blizzard for completing this nightmare. I'm honestly depressed and empty inside. I wish I could fill up my C R E V I C E S with Zarya