☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™
Cakie bin-laden   Saint Petersburg, Saint Petersburg City, Russian Federation
 
 
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im a girl gamer~!





just kidding im a trap lolxd get scammed
Religion: Islam

just kidding blackies ha



i havent lost my virginity becausei dont loose

Rest In Peace, Red Army Choir http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/25/world/europe/russian-military-plane-crash-alexandrov-ensemble.html

AR15: Sometimes mistaken for a toy
AK47: Sometimes mistaken for random parts
Mosin-Nagant: Sometimes mistaken for an artillery piece, or an anti-aircraft gun

AR15: Melts IN the fire
AK47: Starts ON fire
Mosin-Nagant: Starts THE fire

AR15: Invented 50 years ago by a consummate engineer
AK47: Invented 60 years ago by wounded tank sergeant
Mosin-Nagant: Invented 117 years ago by two drunks on a budget.

AR15: Makes small holes
AK47: Makes big holes
Mosin-Nagant: Makes black holes

"The worst part is being turned on by it." - Thomas "Burnie" RIP.00

"Lunchables nigga, 5 dollas a pack. We gonna make that ass clap with this healthy snack!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ullUnUP2J4Q

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kys

I sexually identify as a fidget spinner. Ever since I was a young child I dreamed of being spun round in the sweaty palms of an autistic child. People say that being a fidget spinner is stupid and I'm mentally ill but I don't care. I'm beautiful. My plastic surgeon will soon be attaching 3 titanium ball bearings to me, encased in a diamond encrusted aluminum shell. My dream to be spun and spun and spun can finally become a reality. If you can't accept me expect to be the next 9999.99mph fidget spinner victim. If you still can't accept me, you are a spinnerphobe. Thank you for being so understanding.

I laugh I cried I came.
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Im a 13 yr old girl And Even If I try To Stop masterbating i can't!!!! but the reason why i think is that i just get so much pleasure out of it i just want more

Im a 13 yr oldschool hoe And Even If I try To Quit masterbatin i can't!!!! but tha reason why i be thinkin is dat i just git so much pleasure outta it i just want more


(negro versions done by trappy chan himself)

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☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: stalin has blessed me
Lucifer.: Stalin?
Lucifer.: Im the fallen angel m8
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: you dont know who stalin is
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: jesus christ
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: who do you think he is?
Lucifer.: Nu

☭Da Cake Cake Cake☭™: stalin has pimped me
Lucifer.: Stalin?
Lucifer.: Im tha fallen angel m8
☭Da Cake Cake Cake☭™: you dont know whoz ass stalin is
☭Da Cake Cake Cake☭™: jesus christ
☭Da Cake Cake Cake☭™: whoz ass do you be think

we got a serious case of retardation

☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: who do you think Stalin was?
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: when i said stalin?
Lucifer.: um
Lucifer.: satan's cousin?

☭Da Cake Cake Cake☭™: whoz ass do you be thinkin Stalin was?
☭Da Cake Cake Cake☭™: when i holla'd stalin?
Lucifer.: um
Lucifer.: satanz cousin?


☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: did you start fucking watching the bee movie on my netflix account
The Chubgger: yes
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: y u do dis
The Chubgger: beecause
The Chubgger: that dirty pun feels wall of shame worthy
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: it really is
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: truly

☭Da Cake Cake Cake☭™: did you start fuckin watchin tha bee porno on mah netflix account
Da Chubgger: yes
☭Da Cake Cake Cake☭™: y u do dis
Da Chubgger: beecause
Da Chubgger: dat dirty pun feels wall of shame worthy
☭Da Cake Cake Cake☭™: it straight-up is
☭Da Cake Cake Cake☭™: truly




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?~Meaning Of A Lick~?
*Lick on the Tail: Will you be my mate?
*Lick on the Ear: I think you are cute!
*Lick on the Stomach/Belly: I'm ready
*Lick on the Forehead: For comfort
*Lick on the Paw: You're my everything
*Lick below the Chin: I like you
*Lick on the Nose: I love you
*Lick on the Neck: We belong together
*Lick on the Shoulder: I want you
*Lick on the Chest: I love the feeling of you in me
*Lick on the Lips: I need you
*Lick on the Back: For fun!
*Lick on the Cheek: I missed you
*Lick on the Waist: I like being in you
*Lick on the thigh: Do you want to?
*Lick on the crotch: Let's do it!

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~Meanin Of A Lick~, biatch?
*Lick on tha Tail: Will you be mah mate, biatch?
*Lick on tha Ear: I be thinkin yo ass is cute biaaatch!
*Lick on tha Stomach/Belly: I be locked n loaded
*Lick on tha Forehead: For comfort
*Lick on tha Paw: Yo ass is mah every last muthafuckin thang
*Lick below tha Chin: I wanna take you ta Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles
*Lick on tha Nose: I gots a straight-up boner fo' you
*Lick on tha Neck: We belong together
*Lick on tha Shoulder: I want you
*Lick on tha Chest: I gots a straight-up boner fo' tha feelin of y'all up in me
*Lick on tha Lips: I need you
*Lick on tha Back: For fun!
*Lick on tha Cheek: I missed you
*Lick on tha Waist: I wanna bust a nut on bein up in you
*Lick on tha thigh: Do you want to?
*Lick on tha crotch: Letz do dat shiznit son!





You're one sick fuck. I would never suggest removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me," then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.


Yo ass is one sick fuck. I would never suggest removin a lil girlz threadz n' lickin her tiny body all over, nibblin her neck n' humpin' her adorable lil nipples. Only a heartless monsta would be thinkin bout her thugged-out girlish grill n' tongue wrapped round a thick ding-a-ling slick wit her saliva, pumpin up in n' outta her grill until it erupts, tha cum mo' than her lil throat can swallow. Da scam of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribblin down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny handz scoopin all dat shiznit up n' watchin her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible.
Yo ass be all a funky-ass bunch of sick perverts, thankin of spreadin her smooth slender fat-ass thighs, ding-a-ling poised all up in tha entrizzle ta her pure, tight, virginal pussaaaaay, n' thrustin up in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which is slippery wit cum, while her lil' small-ass body shuddaz from havin her cherry taken up in one quick stroke. I be disgusted at how tha fuck you'd git even mo' buckwild as you lean over her, listenin ta her quickenin breath, her girlish moans n' gasps while you hasten yo' strokes, her dope baggy-ass pants warm n' moist on yo' grill n' her flat chest, shiny wit a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass sheen of fresh sweat, risin n' fallin rapidly ta hook up yours. Well shiiiit, it is truly nasty how tha fuck you'd run yo' handz all over her tiny body while you violate her, feelin her nipplez hardenin against yo' tongue as you lick her chest, her neck n' her armpits, savorin tha scent of her skin n' sweat while dat dunkadelic hoe tremblez from tha stimulation n' as she reaches her climax, hearin her cry up softly as dat freaky freaky biatch has her first orgazzle while dat ding-a-ling is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsin violently as a intense amount of bangin' cum spurts forth n' floodz all up in her freshly-deflowered pussaaaaay fo' tha last time, fillin her womb only ta spill outta her wit a sickenin squelch fo' realz.
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Branflakes Jul 1 @ 9:41pm 
hello
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Rambo is gay May 2 @ 12:51am 
You're a disgusting pedophile.
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™ Apr 9 @ 12:52pm 
preach
Cloaker Apr 8 @ 11:34pm 
the3fishes pretty gay amirite lol