Why does anybody read this?   Cat Island, Bahamas
(I dont actually live in the Bahamas, I just like cats, so I chose Cat Island. :3)

everything below this is like 5 years old but i'm not deleting it so feel free to read it

Nobody is swaggy.
I am Nobody.
I am swaggy.


Не трогайте мою Кекс вы пидор (Google translate this) https://translate.google.com/

JARATE!!! :jarate:

Something to say to your friends:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and i'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing that you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime. I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have acces to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass little face off the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tounge. But you couldn't, you didin't and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Here, take these emoticons.



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Also, you can use these glitched unicodes, also called zalgo. google zalgo maker for it!


hehe made you scroll all the way down here

Sometimes I fill my mouth with water and pretend I'm a fish. blub.:happyelf:

I'm gonna make a game show one day. It's gonna be called "So You Think You Can Goat..." and will go like this: There are 2 people. They compete to eat the most grass, get the best score in Flappy Goat, and produce the most breastmilk(man or woman). Whoever wins will be the true goat. Whoever loses becomes a n00b.

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I think you have noticed I post alot of random stuff. Well, deal with it.
Currently Online
random stuff i guess
Niko: papali palali i cyka
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: on a scale of 1 to 50 how drunk are you
Niko: !&

Spook Extravagansa: can everyone give me your favorite motivational quote
🦈Sharkeret: "Holy shit fuck me that's big"

Acalypha: swrg
Acalypha: sweg
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: totally
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: are you drunk again
Acalypha: mqtbr
Acalypha: maubr
Acalypha: maybe
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: oh

12:50 AM - A Shaky Sergal: 2more beyond last 4
12:50 AM - A Shaky Sergal: is how much
12:50 AM - A Shaky Sergal: to bequeth
12:50 AM - A Shaky Sergal: onto thy 4
12:50 AM - Dara: what
12:51 AM - ʙʟɪɴᴅ: agreed

ʙʟɪɴᴅ: have you ever
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: tasted a rock
Ch197007h: yes actually
Ch197007h: i have
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: what did it taste like
Ch197007h: like lobster
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: oh

zeCookie (GDForums): Ebola-chan
ebola: heh, you're infected now
zeCookie (GDForums): nothing new ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
zeCookie (GDForums): after all,we're all infected ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ebola: ur ebola now
zeCookie (GDForums): k den mate
zeCookie (GDForums): ebola or ebola?
ebola: ur now one of our crew
ebola: ebola
zeCookie (GDForums): k
zeCookie (GDForums) has changed their name to Ebola.

Janspach: ebola pls
ebola: ur infected
Janspach: nopls
ebola: too late
ebola: ur infected
ebola: rip jan
Janspach is now Online.
ebola: she's infected too

Ebola (2): we need a group
ebola: ikr
ebola: i was thinking of that
Ebola (2): so we can spread the infection
Ebola (2): Mcebola
Ebola (2): Ebola Chrome
Ebola (2): Ebola Fortress 2
Ebola (2): Ebolafox
Ebola (2): Ebola King
ebola: Half-Ebola 3
Ebola (2): Ebola-cola
Ebola (2): Super Ebola Night Combat
Ebola (2): Need for Ebola
Ebola (2): Ebola and Furious
Ebola (2): World War E
Ebola (2): Chuunibyou demo koi ga Ebola


To begin a reking rampage, you have to navigate your way to the people having the most fun. After you have found the people having a good time, it is time to strike. To start, slap on your dank shades and fedora, and pull out your sniper rifle and hardscope them scrubs. after dat u have 2 talk like a real mlg. 2 talk like a mlg, ye have 2 use as meny memes as possibru and talk liek u r high on many illegal substances, like da dank shizzle (weed,marijuana, for beginners). wen u start to really rek them dey will tri 2 fite back. dis phase is tuff becus if tey are trihards dey will give u a hard time and get close 2 reking u sumtimes. ensure dis doesnt happen. trihards are da dangers, but if u manage 2 beat da trihards, u will get a gr8 reward. da salt. da salt phase is wen dey get so angwy dat dey start 2 yell at u over da mike/cry over da mike. do not be intimidated by dis. if u get indimidated den ur whole reking rampage will fayl.


This is glorious.

ʙʟɪɴᴅ: dude
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: do
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: you
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: play
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: csgo
Sgt. Stitch: yes
Sgt. Stitch: i
Sgt. Stitch: do
Sgt. Stitch: play
Sgt. Stitch: csgo
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: I just started
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: and
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: just
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: look
Sgt. Stitch: ....
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: lolol
Sgt. Stitch: 1 hour on record
Sgt. Stitch: *slow claps*
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: that was my 4th crate too
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: leleele
Sgt. Stitch: how
Sgt. Stitch: the
Sgt. Stitch: actual
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: no
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: i'm jesus
Sgt. Stitch: o.O
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: gaben is my dog
Sgt. Stitch: GO FIGURE
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: plus
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: my birthday is on the 12th
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: so
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: early present
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: LOL
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: u are probably crying in a corner
ʙʟɪɴᴅ: I dont blame you
Sgt. Stitch: how.
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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Smissmas Santa? Nov 10 @ 9:25pm 
Im your son
ʙʟɪɴᴅ Nov 10 @ 2:27pm 
no it's my alt
uwu Nov 10 @ 1:08pm 
my alt
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i didn't even play tf2 today or yesterday who are you
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