"Only If"?
Pfft, As If!

This game tries too hard to be pseudo-philosophical while being "unpredictable" and "mysterious", but it just ends up with a badly voice-acted jumble of arbitrary, mundane, tasks with cheap, unexplained, hazards.

By no means is this a Puzzle Game, unless you like to play puzzles in the dark, with half of the pieces from five different jigsaws mixed into one, while a drunken philosophy dropout reads Plato's "The Allegory of the Cave" backwards, in a room slowly filling with carbon monoxide.

"Only If"? Pfft, As If! This game tries too hard to be pseudo-philosophical while being "unpredictable" and "mysterious", but it just ends up with a badly voice-acted jumble of arbitrary, mundane, tasks with cheap, unexplained, hazards. By no means is this a Puzzle Game, unless you like to play puzzles in the dark, with half of the pieces from five different jigsaws mixed into one, while a drunken philosophy dropout reads Plato's [i]"The Allegory of the Cave"[/i] backwards, in a room slowly filling with carbon monoxide.