Jeremy Clarkson
Drill Sargeant from FMJ   Florida, United States
 
 
Welcome to my profile mates.
:l_o_l:
"Life is fun, life is golden, life is best when you drive a Holden."


Want a trustworthy friend? Go ahead and ask to friend me. I play the Electric Bass and learning to play Electric Guitar.

HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD, IN HIS HANDS HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, IN HIS HANDS, HE'S GOT A LITTLE BABY, IN HIS HANDS- Con-Air(MyFavoriteMovie)

/!\ Always practice the duck & cover drill in case the dirty commies drop some nukes on us /!\


How to pronounce my name: Dock-Fur

"Put the bunny back in the box." *Kills dude* "Why couldn't ya put the bunny back in the box?"

I only accept invites that aren’t random.
Things about meh:
Favorite music-
🐤AC/DC
🐤Green Day
🐤Hatsune Miku
🐤Toni Basil
🐤Scarlet Rose
🐤Gorillaz
and...
🐤David Bowie
🐤Elvis
🐤Jimmy Buffett & the Coral Reefers
🐤Bruce Springsteen
Dion & The Belmonts
The Galactics
Jet
King Khan & The Shrines
Tone Loc
Chuck Berry
...and quite a few more



🐤Main-
Sniper, Scout, Heavy(I know, i’m a freakin’ douchebag)
🐤Play Style-
Tryhard


PC Specs
16GB DDR3 RAM
AMD Radeon R7 Graphics card
CPU clocked to 3.5 GHz
Intel Core i7 quad core Processor
Plus 6 fans lol

Keyboard: Rii Rainbow backlit gaming keyboard (Very clicky)
Mouse-Rii Rm400
Mousepad- Grumpy Cat Mousepad (Hue Hue Hue)

My instruments-
Bass- Dean 4-string Slap Bass (charcoal black)
Bass- Fender Squire Vintage Modified Jaguar Bass (candy red)
Bass- Fender Geddy Lee Signature 1972 Jazz Bass
Electric Guitar- Ibanez Artcore Full-hollowbody


I'll help with your VAC issue, but don't try to friend me... I don't accept friend requests from VAC banned people.
Also, try to abuse or spam the same comment over and over, I will notice it within 12-24 hours and you will be blocked and reported for harassment. The same will happen for spammed friend requests. Unless it's a good friend *lenny*



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mawco Jun 7, 2022 @ 9:36am 
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Driftking gaming Jun 15, 2019 @ 8:54am 
hi
Blanc (Next White) #CS2 Dec 16, 2018 @ 9:42pm 
Good grief, I still didn’t hear about your secret relationship with Shiro.
Blanc (Next White) #CS2 Mar 6, 2018 @ 8:55am 
I heard of ur secret under-the-surface relationship with Apple/Shiro; that true? XD :UT2004flak:
Jeremy Clarkson Nov 11, 2017 @ 4:55pm 
I was off playing Watch Dogs (the Ubisoft UPlay edition)