Drill Sargeant from FMJ   Overijssel, Netherlands
yeet am back got a Horten 229(look it up its really cool)

Welcome to my profile mates.
"Life is fun, life is golden, life is best when you drive a Holden."

Want a trustworthy friend? Go ahead and ask to friend me. I play the Electric Bass and learning to play Electric Guitar.


/!\ Always practice the duck & cover drill in case the dirty commies drop some nukes on us /!\

How to pronounce my name: Dock-Fur

"Put the bunny back in the box." *Kills dude* "Why couldn't ya put the bunny back in the box?"

I only accept invites that aren’t random.
Things about meh:
Favorite music-
🐤Green Day
🐤Hatsune Miku
🐤Toni Basil
🐤Scarlet Rose
🐤David Bowie
🐤Jimmy Buffett & the Coral Reefers
🐤Bruce Springsteen
Dion & The Belmonts
The Galactics
King Khan & The Shrines
Tone Loc

Sniper, Scout, Heavy(I know, i’m a freakin’ douchebag)
🐤Play Style-

PC Specs
AMD Radeon R9 Graphics card
CPU clocked to 3.5 GHz
Intel Core i7 quad core Processor
Plus 6 fans lol

Keyboard: Rii Rainbow backlit gaming keyboard (Very clicky)
Mouse-Rii Rm400
Mousepad- Grumpy Cat Mousepad (Hue Hue Hue)

My instruments-
Bass- Dean 4-string Slap Bass (charcoal black)
Acoustic Guitar- Maestro Acoustic Country style Guitar
Bass- Fender Squire Vintage Modified Jaguar Bass (candy red)
Electric Guitar- Gretsch Rock Guitar-Sold it!

I'll help with your VAC issue, but don't try to friend me... I don't accept friend requests from VAC banned people.
Also, try to abuse or spam the same comment over and over, I will notice it within 12-24 hours and you will be blocked and reported for harassment. The same will happen for spammed friend requests. Unless it's a good friend *lenny*

About me!
Welcome to my profile! I can help you but you must obey my trusted friends:

-Ultra AurA Sh0X



-HardHatPillow (one of my irl friends)



-name my ass(Ronintoadin)



-I want to die



>If I missed you, you're still on my list, I'm just mentioning the people I remember off the top of my head. Same goes for the Payday 2 list

Those are my guys and girl(s) that play Team Fortress Sentry Defense Backstab Simulator 2.

Payday 2:




-Cuntface McGee



I do have some rules like everyone ecksdee

-I sometimes accept trades, mostly by steam friends, and please don't scam or send me phishing links. I'm smarter than to fall for that and you'll get a nice, shiny, report on steamrep.

-Please don't harass me (or anyone else for that matter) or you'll get blocked and reported.

-Speak English or Dutch, I also sprechanse Deutsch, a bit.

-Some Dutch or German may slip out sometimes, I like to use those languages sometimes.

-I don't voice chat. You will never know my identity (memes intensify)

-Don't ask for friendship if thou hast a ban of any sort, VAC, game, or trade ban.

I have a custom PC, built to run quickly.

16 gigs DDR3 ram, planning to stick two more sticks in there. that sounded wrong
AMD Radeon R9 Graphics Card
CPU that's built overclocked at 3.5 GHz
Intel i7 Quad core (absolutely amazing processor)
Running 6 fans to keep her nice and cool, and it's working. That's what happens when ya like air cooling lol
It's even got a nice casing with some green lights(I gotta make 'em pink)

Using an ASUS 24 inch monitor
Rii color changing maus and keyboard

Stuff about me

I like music, especially good ol' rock n' roll.

I play bass, I got two basses, working on a third one eventually. I have a charcoal black Dean 4string with a single passive pickup, it's very reliable. I also have a candy red Fender Jaguar Bass, with a P-neck and 4 strings. It's got an active precision pickup and an active Jazz pickup. It's a vintage remake of a great all rounder.

I also enjoy cars. My dad has a '64 Chevy Nova, built to drag race. He still drives it and it's engine hasn't been rebuilt in 23 years. When I get my car, soon, I plan to fix one up. I just need to find one.

It'll be a little Datsun 240/Fairlady Z, I'll do bodywork on it, fix it up and get it like new, then put some DOT-Street Slicks on it and some nice rims(Not the pimp ones, the Datsun official racing ones) on it. Maybe put some fender flares and a rollcage in it. Too bad that one for $125 is all the way in Texas...

My profile picture was made by a friend of mine, she's really good at drawing anime. I'll never change it. Ever.

Want me to make an anime girl/boy/dog/anything? I'll try, but it may take some time. And it'll be with paper and pen, not drawn on a PC. No matter what they'll be in the easiest clothes to draw- a sailor outfit. Unless wanted otherwise.

My rarely made artworks are free! Why? They're terrible!

Kinds of music I like to listen to:

Basically anything from Jimmy Buffett, he can get you through those long car rides
-The Weather is Here
-Boat Drinks
-One Particular Harbor
-Son of a son of a sailor
I also like classic and acid rock, like Steppenwolf and Bruce Springsteen
-Magic Carpet Ride- Steppenwolf
-Born to be wild- Steppenwolf
-Fun fun fun- the Beach Boys
-Help me Rhonda- The Beach Boys
-Don't wanna miss a thing- Aerosmith
Sublime is also amazing
-What I got
Any song from Elvis Presley- He is the King of Rock 'n Roll
Jimi Hendrix is God of guitars, watch him play Purple Haze. Slash will never beat him, Jimi packed a lifetime of guitar knowledge into his 27 years on earth. Then God wanted guitar lessons.

Feeling down? is the way to go

Ima wrap this up after this, but I also enjoy flying. Here's a good story: one of my friends was in a plane. He's a flight attendant. The pilot of the plane walks in, talking to the copilot. He walks right out the door on the other side of the plane, breaking his leg. When he heals, he goes to show the crew what happened. He walks right out of the other side of the plane again, breaking the same leg.

I'm training to become a pilot as well but for small aircraft.

Well, that's it. I hope you all have a great time on steam, whether you're fresh in here or a 13 year vet!

Blanc (Next White) Mar 6 @ 8:55am 
I heard of ur secret under-the-surface relationship with Apple/Shiro; that true? XD :UT2004flak:
Dokfur Nov 11, 2017 @ 4:55pm 
I was off playing Watch Dogs (the Ubisoft UPlay edition)
Blanc (Next White) Nov 11, 2017 @ 1:59pm 
where b u i wonder?
Dokfur Oct 31, 2017 @ 11:03am 
I made my own profile pic on , its not that good xd
Blanc (Next White) Oct 30, 2017 @ 5:22pm 
Dokfur is back, well... most of her...
Dokfur Oct 28, 2017 @ 5:53am 
I love how my comment notifications are buried in all the VAC forum notifications