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Heilbad Heiligenstadt, Thuringen, Germany
 
 
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❣The best things in life are unseen that’s why we close our eyes when we kiss laugh and dream.❣







Windows unser
das du bist im Rechner,
Geheiligt seien deine Fenster.
Dein Crash komme.
Dein Absturz geschehe, wie in XP so auch in Vista.
Unser tägliches Update gib uns heute.
Und vergib uns unsere Linuxpartitionen,
Wie auch wir vergeben den Treiberbugs.
Und führe uns nicht in den Bluescreen,
Sondern erlöse uns von DLL-Versionskonflikten.
Denn dein ist das RAM und die HDD´s und die CPU-Zeit
in Ewigkeit.
< Alt - F4 >

Mein Ex beim ausrasten :D ziehts euch rein!!!: https://youtu.be/z7sSosScXfc



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Tenshi Jul 13 @ 11:17am 
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NOBLE May 17 @ 2:44pm 
 
Magic with Miranda #4
 
As they approached the blacksmith's cottage, they noticed a hole in the wall. To their surprise, a little sister appeared and climb down as she ventured off in search of ADAM
 
:terrifiedh: Wait a minute Noble! That's the story to BIOSHOCK!
 
Oof, sorry
 
They saw Handover out back banging and clanging on a piece of metal from the wing of an X-Wing Starfighter.
 
:terrifiedh: STAR WARS? We're now in STAR WARS?!
 
Dammit, so sorry!
 
Miranda heard a sound coming from her pocket
:tfs_harold: Miranda, your Eyephone's ringing
:terrifiedh: You mean the wooden box that has a glass window on it and has no electronics inside because these are the medieval times?
:tfs_harold: Yeah
:terrifiedh: NO!
:tfs_harold: Can I answer it?
:terrifiedh: Grr, I'll answer it...Hello?!
 
Niko, its your cousin Roman! Do you want to go Bowling?
 
:terrifiedh: Wrong number...Wait a sec...NOBLE!
 
❈Dåяκångêl❈ May 3 @ 11:20pm 
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schönes Wochenende :valentine:
𝙞 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 :cheshire::CatStarla:
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aRES Apr 9 @ 4:10pm 
:heartyou:
She's Apr 9 @ 4:52am 
<3Have a good weekend<3