**I apologize for the edgelord profile. The man who laughed and loved it is no longer with us, so I leave it as reminder of good times*

You. Yes you dear, the poor sap sitting in front of the computer screen right now. I'm talking to you, my dear fellow, because you are a voyeur. A pervert, if you will, because you are looking at MY profile page, for what reason I can only guess.

I could detail meaningless physical qualifiers about me here: my education, my likes and dislikes, something interesting about me, blah blah blah.

But I'm not going to do that. All you need to know is that I have the skills and knowledge necessary to wreck mayhem and destruction, but the mental stability not to. But that is fading QUITE fast dearies, and Daddy does so dearly love his knives.

You came to MY profile page, and nobody cares about that ♥♥♥♥. You want gossip. You want juicy morsels of information that appeal to our innate depravity. And you know what? I'm more than happy to please, TMI and all.

First of all, I'm a masochist. I get off on pain. That fact took some getting used to, but I love it. It's a sweet release from the world I covet too much and too often. My favorite kinds are pressure, cutting, and cold, in that order. I am a pretty open individual, I'm willing to try anything once, and I am not just talking about sexual deviancy. I've been inside a volcanoe because someone tossed the idea my way, and rode a shark because the opportunity presented itself. I have little to no self preservation instincts and that is just the way I like it.

I love to laugh, it is by far my favorite activity and I do it as much as possible.

Friendwise, I have the unique ability to listen to and talk about anything; I have few lines in the sand that I won't cross, and those lines can and have been crossed depending on the scenario. Get me on your side as an acquaintance or a friend and I'm there period. Through the thick and thin, I'm always pushing you to win.

Do drop me a line sometime, I'll catch you around the block eventually. I travel it often enough.......

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