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feint^r Nov 20, 2018 @ 9:06pm 
Consider yourself lucky, kid. You got me to take out my sword. I was hoping it didn't have to come to this. Even I thought I wouldn't have to do this. Witness me as pull out my sword, a beautiful piece of glorious Nippon steel, folded over ten thousand times, crafted by the greatest swordmakers the land of Nippon has to offer. I have trained with this blade in several schools, but my power exceeded the strength of even their greatest masters. My techniques have been perfected through infinite training, my instincts honed by years of meditation in the far off land of Akihabara. Your depravity has doomed you to a death devoid of honor, be grateful that I at least grant you death by the blade using only 5% of my true power. teleports behind you Nothin' personnel kid.
Binny Nov 9, 2018 @ 6:27pm 
Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my♥♥♥♥♥♥because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to♥♥♥♥♥♥it back out.

This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.

I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
Binny Oct 26, 2018 @ 5:58pm 
When I was in 3rd grade, I was obsessed with the sound that comes from slapping my♥♥♥♥♥♥side to side. Basically, you have to rapidly twist your torso back and forth, propelling the♥♥♥♥♥♥♥to and fro, creating that slapping effect (you have to be buck naked). I even once thought of forming a♥♥♥♥♥♥slapping gang; whenever we beat up somebody, we would throw him on the ground, surround him, strip naked, and torment him with our♥♥♥♥♥♥slapping noises. That sound is so perfect and crisp that I also thought of using it as a means of communication. Please don’t make fun of me for this because I was young and it was a long time ago.
Drowsie May 1, 2018 @ 9:05pm 
Reply here if you support cryptocurrency so that I can ban you.

Edit: For those who are confused, we are an anti-capitalist, communist subreddit. We seek to abolish capital. It should not be hard to follow why we are against crytocurrency as a concept, ignoring the myriad of other♥♥♥♥♥♥it has going against it.

So here's an addendum to my original statement: If you are a liberal, are a libertarian, or support capitalism in any capacity, reply here so that I can ban you. Thank you for your cooperation.
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