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I'm the Boss of the Saints
Stil Water
Life before the Saints:
...who cares who I was before I joined the Saints? As a kid, I spent my time killing people in the fresh air while the other were playing violent video games indoor.
My father always used to say, “if you can't beat 'em, join 'em... and then betray them in a horrible murder orgy” He wasn't a bad dad, he made me fight the dogs for food.
My Saint Family:
Johnny Gat: He is the Awe in my some, the guy who is always there to rescue me, who never gets tired of my Ideas! When the devil himself would take me as hostage to hell, Johnny would jump in and Gat me out of Hell!
Pierce Washington: He could kill your beloved mum and find an excuse, afterwards you will apologize for the bad behavior your Mum had and hope he will stay as your friend.. He makes “plans” that nobody can survive, except me!
Shaundi: Did you know that Shaundi was once..you know.. Oh wait no Shaundi I'm not talking.... Benjamin King: I'm not telling you anything guys!
Franklyn Nyte: A whiny guy, like Shaundi when she was.. ♥♥♥♥ Pierce, where did she get the gun?RUN PIERCE RUUN!
Zimos: You should totally see the video Pierce recorded while we rescued him.
Keith David: : My Vice! My second Johnny Gat! He did everything for me, betrayed me, teamed up with me again, look at his face, how could I not trust and forgive him?
Kinzie Kensington: A nerd girl with the force only a nerd woman can have, an angel in law, better not mess with her, or she posts your Private stuff on the internet or deletes things.. I was not forced to say this by Kinzie, and she is not scarring the ♥♥♥♥ out of me, but man she can make my space rocket fly when you know what I mean. Hey Kinzie NO please, don't delete My Saintsflow Farm Frenzy, I will do whatever you say! KINZIE!!!
Asha Odekar: Every time I try to tell how Asha is, something hits my neck and I wake up naked on a street. Well this is my last try, Asha is ahezjeihvfklm,.
Oleg Kirlov: Man this guy lifts cars, eats trucks and is very handsome in suits. He hates his Oleg babies, it's a deep hate, the last Oleg clone he found is a gully cover near our Headquarters.
Carlos Mendoza : My Third lieutenant, a boy who helped me when I was wounded and in jail after Julius tried to kill me. Tortured and murdered by Jessica. I took brutal revenge and let the Brotherhood pay for this!

My Job:
Get out of Hell, Kill Satan and do some Saint.. Wait.. What do you mean Johnny and Kinzie add on only? I'm not in? But without me, the game is just..No..no.NO! Look, Pierce what do you mean with everyone wants to play Johnny? Then make it with Johnny and ME! Why Kinzie? Wait, she did what? You got a Poster of her? Wow, OK, I have to go and check this picture for further.. Examination. Still, going to have a long conversation with deep Silver!
What I like:
beating aliens to death, saving humanity, again...and Again. Running naked through the City, letting it hang. Eating Pancakes (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love them), jumping from a Plane to kill people and shoot the Cockpit Window open to jump into the same plane again murdering the rest of them to fly out with a new and fresh parachute.(ha are you able to do this? I wouldn't bet on it, either!) Destroying stuff with the Tank! Using the Dupsteb Gun, Asking the Stilwater Shark for some help.

What I hate:
Loosing Carlos(I will never forget you!), saving humanity, again... and again.. Getting chased by police for ramming them while the police kills nearly halve Stillwater to get me. Hooker Assassins, Eating Pancakes (♥♥♥♥ you Zinyak!) Zinyak kidnapped Johnny, not me! Cheats, I'm a cheat on my own, don't need more! You! Thinking I cannot understand I'm living in a PC world, wait until I'm out of it I will beat you to death!

Wisdom of the whatever

My PC Specs
Processor:Intel 2 hamster core wheel
GPU: Vodoo 69
RAM: 64 MB
Storage: 1 GB Hard disk
Motherboard: From Aldi
Power Supply: 1 Cable
Case: None!
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So what happened in Stilwater since we took over it defeated Killbane, his henchman and made Stilwater to an independent state?? I became the President of the United States of America! Was about time!
Then the stupid Aliens came and this Zinyak guy send me in prison in a Matrix world, forcing me to eat pancakes and live a normal life. Man he could have given me a Killing simulator or that kind. So flying with our own Spaceship, having brutal sex with everyone in my team.. Yes I tried it with everyone..Who cares? When the world is at an end we had, you try everything!
What can you expect in my new Adventure? Superpowers! I'm faster than the Flash, stronger than Superman, I can Fly like the Black dude from prototype and kill people with my mind like Dr. Xavier. Hmm? What's Pierce? Xavier cannot kill people with his mind? I can for sure! Welcome a world with the Glitch gun, I miss the Saints street shark, or The Dubstep gun. Man there is nothing better than aliens dancing while they die. The only problem in this world? I miss the cars, yes! Why driving when you can run faster than everything else in this world? No need for all of this I'm the bringer of Death without weapons or Vehicle. The enemies seem strong but I miss the personality. Kiki and Viola had great ideas as enemy's, hooker Assassins, we have them still on contract, and they are a surprising hit at every party we send them! But here they are just simple stupid mindless virtual aliens. Oh, did you hear selling DLC's is a crime? Yes it is, but I don't give a Saint, so buy the Century Edition and make your government proud! Meet me in Saints Row 4!
Leader of the Saints OUT!
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May I ask why you always play hentai games?
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