Kurt Josef   Seattle, Washington, United States
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Graphic Designer and Admin for The Salty Crew and The Bassheads.

If you want to add me for any reason, please leave a comment first.
I will not accept ANY friend invites without prior knowledge.
Feel free to leave suggestions for workshop items and other projects as well.

Favorite drink: Hot-buttered coffee.
Favorite alcoholic drink: Hard cider.
Favorite food: Sorry, no favorites here.
I will eat anything that isn't currently alive and/or an infant (Eggs don't count).
I will not accept friend invites for trades from TRADE BANNED accounts .

I shouldn't even have to say that, but it's happened.

Email: crushdepthdev@gmail.com
Secondary email: synapsedev@outlook.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUJBnwBMtdIS1XUV_7fO3Bg

I'm a 20 year old guy born in Cali, now living in Washington State for the past 14 years, working as a swim instructor and lifeguard while attending classes at SPSCC.
Too 'smart' for my own good, somehow still a dumbass though.
I'm generally friendly, but I'm hard to deal with for more than 24 hours.
Fraternize as prescribed, do not overdose.
I like to think of myself as German although I'm altogether more Irish in appearance.
I write extensively as a hobby, and have gotten quite good at it.
I do 3D design in my spare time, and I'm writing the story for a video game I've been trying to get off the ground.
I tend to talk a lot when I'm nervous, excited, happy, angry, etc., I only shut up if I'm asleep.
Big fan of Alien: Isolation, Half-Life, Metroid, Counter-Strike, and Rainbow 6: Siege.

Alright, now you know enough about me to turn around and walk away, hoping I didn't see you.
Catch ya later.

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baka Dec 31, 2017 @ 10:20am 
Happy new year boy :2016roasted:
Favio Dec 24, 2017 @ 4:07pm 
merry cristmas to you
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Merry Christmas :zomthumbup:
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Happy Thanksgiving bro :D
Earnest Dec 29, 2016 @ 12:58pm 
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