Emo Santa™
Emo Santa   Madison, Maine, United States
:markarth:One of my favorite songs to chill out to
:solitude:My best m8: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kcisland/

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Last Online 33 hrs, 55 mins ago
enbma Mar 27 @ 1:55pm 
I have nothing to say for your mother, but the only thing I have to say is fucking hand over the chicken tendies.
DizzyDwarf Feb 18 @ 12:25pm 
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saturdays1000 Jan 30 @ 6:17pm 
Emo Santa™ Jan 29 @ 8:31pm 
I am a god among gods
saturdays1000 Jan 28 @ 1:57am 
Are you a god
Itheripus [ ^ vvvv ^ ] Nov 12, 2017 @ 2:52pm