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Creamy Milksteak Mar 30, 2019 @ 9:53pm 
Let us play PUBG
Creamy Milksteak Apr 10, 2018 @ 7:35pm 
I sexually identify as Dwight Schrute. Ever since I was a young boy, I've liked bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica. I am a master paper salesman and you will respect my right to rain down deals from above. My pronouns are Dwi/Dwe/Dwo. Thank you for taking the time to read this and your consideration.
Creamy Milksteak Apr 10, 2018 @ 7:03pm 
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Now before any of you report me for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hear me out. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case. Apr 10, 2018 @ 7:00pm 
Dear females reading this,

I am single and ready to devote all of my time to you and make you my everything. If you wish to fill the spot of being my GF, please drop by my DM’s so I can get to know you better : )
Creamy Milksteak Apr 4, 2018 @ 10:55am 
Hi, I can give my PLAYERUNKNOWN's Bandana for all your pubg inventory. I think it's a good offer since Bandana is popular and nice so if you ok just send me trade offer. I will accept your pubg inventory for my Bandana for sure but also can take any other reasonable offer