5bo.de | Professor Smartass
Level 20 Mackey's artskills   Antarctica
 
 
Greetings traveler. It seems like you've stumbled upon my profile. If you want to stay, read the information below, you can get some rest and coffee in the Lounge.

I WILL IGNORE FRIEND INVITES UNLESS I'VE PLAYED WITH YOU OR YOU OFFERED ON ONE OF MY TRADES, otherwise feel free to comment below why I should add you.


You burn the shrimp.


:csgob::oooo::oooo::tyger::Y:


[PDB]Professor Smartass™ : hats are the gameplay
Agentrockluxury2/3 : ^this


ACHIEVEMENTS:

|Something Special| [Get a vintage hat level 100] [ ]
|Look at that Arsenal!| [Get all weapons atleast once] [ ]
|Welcome to the club| [Get a pair of buds] [ ]
|Something very Special| [Get an Unusual] [x]
|Stout Shako for 2 refined!| [Get a Demopan equipment] [x]
|Am I famous yet?| [Meet a famous youtuber in TF2] [x] (Toenninga)
|Something mega special| [Get an unusual (atleast worth 100$)] [x]
|So Festive| [Get a festive] [x]
|Oh you Strange Christmas| [Get a strange festive] [x]
|Jackpot| [Uncrate a Unusual] [x]
|Feed the Gaben| [Uncrate 50 crates] [x]
|Welcome Private| [Get 1000 Hours of TF2 playtime] [x]
|Call yourself Soldier!| [Get 2000 Hours of TF2 playtime] [x]
|Leader of the Army| [Get 3000 Hours of TF2 playtime] [x]
|Greed| [Get page 1 full of ref] [ ]
|Oh so Greedy!| [Get page 1+2 full of ref] [ ]
|The force of 200| [Make a Collectors Item] [x]
|So Shiny| [Aquire a Golden weapon] [ ]
|Professionals have Standards| [Get all stock primaries in Prof.] [ ]
|Nice moves!| [Get all taunts] [ ]
|Special effects| [Get a unusual taunt] [x]
|Hale would be proud| [Level a Strange to "Hale's own"] [ ]
|Not this one, its a collectable!| [Get a Strange collectors item] [x]
|Master of the art| [Become a master ninja] [x]
|This is a nice spot on the beach!| [Get fat] [x]
|God damnit Robin!| [Find a glitch/error/bug/exploit] [x]
|Baked| [Get all bread items] [ ]
|So very baked| [Get all bread items in strange] [ ]
|Thats not bread!| [Get a Strange bread item] [x]
|You tried| [Open 100 crates] [x]
|RNGesus loves you.| [Open 100 crates, without an unusual unbox] [x]

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The robot law Jul 16 @ 3:27am 
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Maleond Jun 21 @ 1:33am 
Hey, I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!
SwissyOly~ Dec 24, 2017 @ 5:03am 
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Mackey Sep 21, 2017 @ 12:33pm 
"Powerhouse macht immer Spaß! Ja, ich hatte auch sowieso nicht vor morgen zur Arbeit zu gehen." ~Smartass, 21.09.2017
Mackey Aug 11, 2017 @ 4:05am 
WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥ing and i pulle out my♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out♥♥♥♥♥
Fay Jun 12, 2017 @ 12:48pm 
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