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Slothgod Mar 14, 2021 @ 2:37pm 
Penis size should be a volumetric measurement

Let me explain, Western culture has popularised the outdated unit of inches as the common benchmark for comparing penis size. However, it’s 2021 now, we are advancing towards being a multi planetary species; a single axis measurement for a 3D object all of us possess is medieval, and simply not fit for current use.

I suggest a new unit; millimeters - however if this becomes commonly adopted I wish to be credited, please state the unit of penis size as Venus penis points as I am certain I am the first individual to suggest this.
Slothgod Mar 14, 2021 @ 2:37pm 
The new methodology of measuring penis should be as followed;

1) The penis is inserted into a measuring cup until it cannot be inserted further.

2) The volume of liquid displaced should equal penis volume.

3) Complete the conversion; 1ml of displaced penis water = 1 Venus penis point.

Please, help me abolish this out dated system - it wrongly paints a world of penis size based on length; perhaps residents of higher than average African nations have gained an unfair advantage over our Asian brothers; we are using a RACIST system based on length not volume to discriminate penises worldwide.
Ronald Jun 30, 2020 @ 9:43am 
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Ronald May 7, 2020 @ 1:44pm 
Before you go and call me gay for sticking my finger up my ♥♥♥ while masturbating let me just tell you that it's NOT gay. If you stick your own finger into your prolapsed ♥♥♥♥ to get more pleasure while mashing your meat then it's completely fine. It's not another man's finger so your heterosexuality is safe. Infact, I recommend all men should try and stick something up their ♥♥♥♥ at least once in their lifetime. Speaking from my own experience it was an enlightening moment and really helped me understand my sexual desires and preferences. Honestly, if you don't shove something up your ♥♥♥ before the age of 10 like all the real men then you're probably a closet gay.