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Unlocked Mar 14, 2014 @ 4:14am

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2014 @ 12:24am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2014 @ 1:01am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2014 @ 1:33am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2014 @ 1:01am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2014 @ 12:27am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2014 @ 12:15am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2014 @ 12:54am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Unlocked Mar 14, 2014 @ 12:30am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2014 @ 4:09am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.



Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.