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14 of 31 (45%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Aug 9, 2015 @ 2:55pm

Serious Citrus!

Purchase 100 Lemonade Stands
Unlocked Aug 10, 2015 @ 9:15pm

You've Struck Oil!

Purchase Your First Oil Rig
Unlocked Aug 11, 2015 @ 9:03pm

The Big Hundsky!

Buy 100 of Everything on Earth
Unlocked Sep 13, 2015 @ 9:17am

Grand Standing!

Buy 1000 of Everything on Earth
Unlocked Oct 13, 2015 @ 6:57pm

Frankly Ridiculous!

Buy 3000 of Everything on Earth
Unlocked Sep 13, 2015 @ 9:09am

Earth Overlord!

Purchase the "Buy Earth" Upgrade on Earth
Unlocked Aug 24, 2015 @ 12:21pm

Wholy Holy!

Reach 100,000 Total Angels on Earth
Unlocked Sep 13, 2015 @ 1:11pm

Let's Learn Big Numbers!

Become a Decillionaire on Earth
Unlocked Sep 12, 2015 @ 7:27am


Buy 666 or more of each Earth investment - A lot of unlucky numbers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2015 @ 1:38pm

1 Small Step...

Get 1 of every Moon investment - 1 giant leap for management!
Unlocked Sep 18, 2015 @ 11:15am

Here We Go Again!

Purchase the first angel upgrade on the Moon, “It Begins Again” - Great renewable resource, or GREATEST?
Unlocked Sep 25, 2015 @ 3:08pm

That Achievement's Name...

Reach the “Special Relativity” Moon unlock (100 everything) - …Was Albert Einstein.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2015 @ 2:45pm

Divine Intervention

Reset for your first Moon Angel - Help is on the way!
Unlocked Sep 29, 2015 @ 10:10pm

2 Decillion Wings

Reach 2 Decillion angels - Holy!

The Great AdVenture!

Unlock the 626th Achievement on Earth


Become a Googolaire on Earth

Capitalism Classic

Unlock 500 Earth Achievements - Grats! The cash amounts you’ve earned have no meaningful mathematical comparison in the universe!

Meta Reference

Purchase the “Cana-dough Exchange” Earth upgrade - Where’s the roof on this thing?

Accurate Description

Purchase the “Forever And Ever” Earth upgrade - Many Angels died to bring us this acceleration...

Life's Manager

Buy 32 of Earth's managers with only Lemonade Stands - The only investment you need.


Unlock the “Achievement” Everything unlock on Earth (5000) - This is probably quite stupendous.


Hire 20 Managers on the Moon - The mark of a true leader!

OVER 9000!

Purchase more than 9000 Moon Shoe investments - No reference is too tired.

Moon Walk

Hire 20 Moon managers with only Moon Shoes. - One Product. One Destiny.

Lucky Ducky

Buy 777 or more of each Moon investment. Jackpot!

Moonumental Achievement

Reach 1111 of everything on the Moon - Literally out of this world.

One More

Purchase your 1112nd Giant Laser - Not because it is easy...


Reach 10^100 Moon Bucks - It’s fun to say.

Gallery Tour

Click the Gallery button on the Moon (in the Unlock Menu) - Did you know that was a button?

Release The Hounds

Deploy your Profit Martians for the First Time

Mars Attacks

Unlock "2500" of Everything Achievement - "Show Them the Meaning of Haste"