DaSamurai
United States
 
 
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
Currently Online

Recent Activity

2,094 hrs on record
last played on Aug 11
69 hrs on record
last played on Aug 10
4.6 hrs on record
last played on Aug 10
lucid May 27 @ 10:15pm 
sent friend request, we played together on thundermountain
Rev. Dec 25, 2021 @ 1:12pm 
** ' * .*  * 🌟 * * '* * *
* * .* '  ✨ 🏮✨  *  '  *
.   *  ✨ ☆☆☆✨ *  '  .
  *  ' ✨+:...💙...:✨  *
'    '✨☆ 🏮☆🏮☆✨ *  * '  
 * *✨+:💚:+@+💚:✨   '  *
* . ✨☆☆ 📀☆📀☆☆ ✨ * ' * .
'  . ✨+:..:++:..💚..+&:..:+✨
 * ✨☆🏮☆☆🏮☆☆🏮☆☆✨ * '  *
' . ✨+:...:+💙+:...:+💙§+:..:+✨
. ✨☆📀☆📀☆ ☆📀☆ 📀☆ ✨  ' *
 ✨💙+💙+:..:+@+:..:+💙+💙✨
 .  * .  . 🟫   ' ' *     *
*  * . * * 🟫 .  * .  '
  ,·´ ¸,·´`) * * 💝🎁🎁💝 *
 (¸** ℳᴇʀʀʏ ℭʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs **
Bogdan Apr 11, 2020 @ 11:56am 
American agents, you are making a grave mistakes. You may know me as Codename Bogdan. I am commander of the submarine. And for record, Bogdan is not just Codename. It is real name. Clever coding. We are rogue unit. Operating outside state sanction. We will fight you, but this is not why we are here. We come all across Pacific...we not give up now. We are to die...every man and boy. We have job to do. Do you know what you are fighting for? Bleeter Burgers and Deludamol? Wake up. We fight for humanity.
You don't know you doing. Stop it, Stop it now. You are biggest idiots of whole wide world. Americans. This is a big mistake, like crap in pants. Stupid. Stoo-pid.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, we've...can we just calm down for just one minute? For less than one minute? Look, you very much look like you have wrong end of ♥♥♥♥. You've got stuck in the stick, you're up creek with paddle of crap! Look, look...how you say it? I'm here to help!
That's Codename Bogdan. Kill him!
Bogdan Apr 11, 2020 @ 11:56am 
No,stop. Kill me all you like. But stop, wait, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, lis-listen...sure, I would like to destroy America, control Russia and destroy fabric of civilization as we know it, but these are all piping dreams. I am here to help solve real problem.
And what's the real problem?
You: You are real problem. You are doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine, Cliffy. Now, listen. Think about it. If you let...insecure, little egomaniac...play god, then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure, little ego-maniac. My scientists have studied Cliffford. Cliffford...is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
The AI is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?
Exactly! And him and Quartz want us to kill each other.
I don't believe a word of it
What, well how I makes this up?
Bogdan Apr 11, 2020 @ 11:56am 
How indeed. Well, thank you, Bogdan. Thank you, Mr Crest. Thank you, silent psychotic peons...but this...this is where I say "Arrivederci." No, I mean "Get ready." I mean, this is where...I'm in charge! Me and Cliffford! Go ♥♥♥♥ yourselves, loser! Yes, loosers.
Yes. We're in charge. Me and my dad. We're in charge and this outdated low-tech submarine will self-destruct in...30 seconds.
I think you've got to get out of there quickly!
Scuba gear by hatch over there, I have secret escape pod. Good luck!
KeetaCat Jan 14, 2019 @ 10:04am 
im his manager, he has no time to talk so fr*ck off