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The world needs more people like us and fewer like them.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him. If he says
"Yes" you know he is crooked.
-- Groucho Marx
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The Public is merely a multiplied "me."
-- Mark Twain
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
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101-ism:
The tendency to pick apart, often in minute detail, all
aspects of life using half-understood pop psychology as a tool.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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Memory fault -- core...uh...um...core... Oh dammit, I forget!
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Lunatic Asylum, n.:
The place where optimism most flourishes.
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