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Unlocked Jan 25, 2014 @ 9:11am

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Unlocked Jan 25, 2014 @ 9:10am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2014 @ 10:14am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2014 @ 9:57am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.



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Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.