Syntax
Jesús   Australia
 
 
Welcome to my profile.

Here you will find a wide variety of nothing!

Ah, kidding.
Happeh? [z0r.de]
Let's get this started.

The unusuals I have owned in order:


Shooter's Sola Topi: Stormy Storm
Dread Knot: Stormy Storm ~~♥♥♥♥~~
Gym Rat: Miami Nights
Old Guadalajara: Circling TF Logo
Conjurer's Cowl: Smoking
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap: Orbiting Fire
Grenadier's Softcap: Dead Presidents
The Conquistador: Smoking
Milkman: Smoking
Nanobalaclava: Disco Beat Down
Stately Steel Toe: Cloud 9
Company Man: Steaming
Stainless Pot: Smoking
Firewall Helmet: Disco Beat Down ~~♥♥♥♥~~
Triboniophorus Tyrannus: Stormy Storm
Coupe D'isaster: Purple Energy ~~♥♥♥♥~~
Jumper's Jeepcap: Miami Nights
Armored Authority: Orbiting Planets
Pom-Pommed Provocateur: Disco Beat Down
Armored Authority: Massed Flies
Le Party Phantom: Purple Confetti
Berliners Bucket Helm: Burning Flames
Killer Exclusive: Smoking
Brown Bomber: Smoking
Hustler's' Hallmark: Smoking
Respectless Rubber Glove: Smoking
Whoopee Cap: Smoking
Firewall Helmet: Circling TF Logo


Dream Items: TF2

Respectless Rubber Glove: Purple Energy
Coupe D'isaster: Purple Energy ✓
Dread Knot: Stormy Storm ✓
Max's Head ✓
Specialized Killstreak Ham ✓


The knives I have owned in order:


★ Flip Knife | Stained: Well Worn
★ Gut Knife | Scorched: Minimal Wear
★ Bayonet | Vanilla
★ Butterfly Knife | Night: Minimal Wear
★ M9 Bayonet | Blue Steel: Battle Scarred


Dream Items: CS:GO

Glock-18 | Fade: Factory New
M4A4 | Bullet Rain: Factory New ✓
★ Bayonet | Vanilla ✓
★ Karambit | Vanilla


About Me
- You will mostly find me either playing TF2, Dota 2 or CS:GO.
- I often play Dota 2 till 4am in the morning because I am a MLG.
- I block and/or unfriend you if you get annoying, depending on how annoying,
which rarely happens.
- I love trading for items in TF2 which is the main thing I do with that game.

TF2 Related
- For TF2 don't try lowballing me or scamming me, I know the prices for all my items and if you are interested in them, I expect you to pay my price.
- If I am not online and we are supposed to trade just send me a trade offer through my backpack at: < http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=110208237&token=lEMupdKr >
- If you have traded with me and it went smooth, please +REP me by commenting on my profile.

CS:GO Related
- For CS:GO don't try lowballing me or scamming me, I also know the prices for all my items and if you are interested in them, I expect you to pay my price.
- Some Market prices are unstable and every now and then, they change, so don’t be surprised if I retract an offer or don't want to sell an item.
- If you have traded with me and it went smooth, please +REP me by commenting on my profile.

- The REP Truck:
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───▄▄██▌█ + REP + REP + REP + REP + REP
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ YOU WANNA TRADE THIS GUY :D
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If you are not convinced from my steam rep below, I think I have ~120 +REP's commented on my page. yeah, just a few

STEAM REP [steamrep.com]
My Backpack [backpack.tf]
My Team Fortress 2 Outpost [www.tf2outpost.com]
http://bazaar.tf/profiles/76561198070473965
Currently Offline
Items Up For Trade
749
Items Owned
2,028
Trades Made
653
Market Transactions
buy this queer shit
Artwork Showcase
Saved From a Teammate Be Like
Robbie Aug 29, 2015 @ 9:18pm 
+rep. Dank memer. Hilarious and Original
Jaraden Petrol Apr 8, 2015 @ 4:25pm 
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◤┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳◥ will be qu1cksc0p3d by #FaZe Clan
Vetro Feb 24, 2015 @ 4:22pm 
-Rep, memes r not gud enuf
Syntax Feb 1, 2015 @ 11:55pm 
<3
Hannah can Ligma Feb 1, 2015 @ 10:26pm 
+Rep Large ♥♥♥♥ good for satisfying any women out there
Hulumulu! Jan 15, 2015 @ 5:59am 
+rep,Good trader,Thnx Bro!!!;)