D-Fault
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19:57 - janga7: think of the fucking children
19:58 - janga7: (i wouldnt say "think of the children" to ethan tho, he would think about them, lean back, smile, and unzip)
19:58 - janga7: ethan would just remove the "of" from that sentence

*irl - watching youtube with gf*
gf: ohhhhhh, is that cs:go, I've never played it before
me: no, thats CoD

11:24 PM - 2 Bnoodle Minute: do you know your parents are related to you?

* 2 Minute Bnoodles changed name to i am a chinese wog

9:05 PM - 2 Minute Noodles: did you kniw
9:05 PM - 2 Minute Noodles: priests are fucking immature asshols

i don't want kids 😈😈 : i sexually identify as the steam question mark

1:38 PM - janga7: you realise i had an irl gf for over a year straight right?
1:39 PM - happy 6 months, you'd know ❤: mhmm
1:39 PM - janga7: ask oscar if you want
1:39 PM - happy 6 months, you'd know ❤: na, your not smart enough to come up with a lie as good as that
1:39 PM - janga7: LOL
1:40 PM - happy 6 months, you'd know ❤: xd, whats her name?
1:40 PM - janga7: funny story that
1:40 PM - janga7: it WAS olivia
1:40 PM - janga7: i always knew she was bi, and didnt give af (she was relatively hot, and a ginger. was awesome)
1:41 PM - janga7: anyway, she came out as trans, now oliver. one of the reasons we broke up
1:41 PM - happy 6 months, you'd know ❤: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU DATED A FUCKING DUDE LMAO

*****later in the convo*****

1:50 PM - janga7: sex. not much, but still sex. probs more than you will do before you're 50. fuck you
1:50 PM - janga7: (coz of religious scumback schizo dad)
1:51 PM - happy 6 months, you'd know ❤: HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKED A DUDE

7:19 PM - D-rara: I fire blanks
7:19 PM - 2 Minute Noodles: well there goes that plan

happy 6 months dickface <3 : /ass

8:17 PM - 2 Minute Noodles: Im going to be an aunty
8:17 PM - 2 Minute Noodles: and your going to be an uncle

12:32 AM - IM WHITE: where do the nazis come from?
12:32 AM - i am a chinese wog: jermanie

2:33 PM - 2 Minute Noodles: Your balls arent saggy, just ticklish.

snow: and in case you're wondering
snow: i didn't get it from watching porn lmao

Flare: btw im not gay i just like dick

D-Fault: are you playing hl rn
Luggnuts: no
D-Fault: pl_badwater_pro_v9
Luggnuts: oh shit gtg my dads having a stroke
Luggnuts is now Offline.

Feint: hentai is better than normal porn because its basically legal child porn

#Justice for Simon: playing med on a bad team, its like putting joggers on stephen hawking... he ain't gonna walk with or without them

Synon: How the fuck did you even become a med main
Synon: you literally had one job
Synon: blow a guy in the corner
Synon: and you fucked it up

janga: wanking sucks

janga7: i was bored, put on that set and ended up dancing in the shower for like 30 minutes lol

7:39 PM - janga7: did a guy named don corleon add u?
7:39 PM - D-Fault: yea
7:39 PM - janga7: accept him. i linked him to u
7:40 PM - D-Fault: alsready done
7:40 PM - janga7: ty
7:41 PM - D-Fault: this is a scam...
7:41 PM - janga7: yea
7:41 PM - janga7: and?
7:41 PM - D-Fault: why tf did you get him to add me you fucking moron
7:42 PM - janga7: coz. he wanted to scam someone
7:42 PM - janga7: and he was annoying me
7:42 PM - janga7: xD

kimchi: why does everyone hate you

Luggnuts: My dick just grew 3 inches

Luggnuts: Us sophisticated New Zealanders run on true time

Ghost: there is 3 days till scrim
Ghost: not too long

wolfdragon202: i will eat your babyes
D-Fault lf 8: ok, open your mouth

Potatomonster01: then youd need the gay sex talk
macbook gamer: o god, there a talk for that?
Potatomonster01: mabye.....i assume its like the normal talk but more confetti and streamers

☆ Flare :3 ☆: That's right your uncle flare is a ladies man
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janga7 10 hours ago 
this guy poops in plastic bags and throws them in the drinking water
janga7 10 hours ago 
this guy poops in plastic bags and throws them in the drinking water
janga7 10 hours ago 
this guy poops in plastic bags and throws them in the drinking water
janga7 10 hours ago 
this guy poops in plastic bags and throws them in the drinking water
janga7 10 hours ago 
this guy poops in plastic bags and throws them in the drinking water
janga7 10 hours ago 
this guy poops in plastic bags and throws them in the drinking water