CriticalSmoke
Ohio, United States
 
 
What the fricc did you just fricking say about me, you little creeper? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Diamond Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret PvPs on Hypixel, and I have over 300 confirmed diamonds. I am trained in stripmining and I'm the top miner in the entire US Hypixel server. You are nothing to me but just another gold ore. I will mine you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of endermen across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, creeper. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your gamertag. You're fricking mined, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can mine you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed mining, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Hypixel Server and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little creeper. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddang idiot. I will mine fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking mined, kiddo.
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poptart!!! Nov 4, 2020 @ 2:14pm 
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