Steaмy West Side
 
 
~Hanging out with Peter Pan~
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THE WALL V2.0 (I accidentally the last one)
1:06 AM - ۰•Crαzy●Sтεαм•۰: you just kicklined me
1:06 AM - Sir Kirby, the R00d Dude: sory
1:06 AM - Sir Kirby, the R00d Dude: not sory
1:06 AM - ۰•Crαzy●Sтεαм•۰: #Schrodinger'sCanadian
1:06 AM - Sir Kirby, the R00d Dude: ^
1:07 AM - Sir Kirby, the R00d Dude: That's actually a really great hashtag

1:40 AM - ۰•Crαzy●Sтεαм•۰: You're in a car with your baby. A pregnant woman jaywalks in front of you. She's holding a gun and pointing it towards you. But, behind her is Harambe. Do you hit the pregnant Jaywalker threatening to shoot you and your baby, knowing that you have to kill Harambe as well, or do you swerve into the barrier, Harambe gets to live, and you and your baby die?
1:41 AM - ۰•Crαzy●Sтεαм•۰: What's your answer?
1:42 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: depends
1:42 AM - ۰•Crαzy●Sтεαм•۰: On?
1:42 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: well, the reason you were aiming to hit Harambe in the first place
1:43 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: Clearly, this is an alternate universe where Harambe lived, and was liable to be denied his pass into Polish art school
1:43 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: you were attempting to stop gorilla hitler
1:43 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: Because you said you were in your car with your baby. Okay This can either be moving or a stopped car
1:43 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: a woman jaywalks in front of you
1:43 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: okay, you still can be parked
1:44 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: however, you give the options of hitting the woman (and harambe, who we just learn to be behind her)
1:44 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: or swerving
1:44 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: this means that we were on the move at a high speed
1:44 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: knowing full well that HArambe was there all a long
1:44 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: It depends, you see, on how convinced we were of our interpretation of the future
1:45 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: ... in whether or not we believe Harambe would have brought about the new reich of the banana

3:15 AM - Steaмy West Side: *gives Wester a yummy sandwich*
3:16 AM - Sir Wester: *inspects sandwich*
3:17 AM - Steaмy West Side: I promise it's not poisonous
3:17 AM - Sir Wester: *places sandwich in refridgerator for later*
3:18 AM - Steaмy West Side: But, your refridgerator is running
3:18 AM - Sir Wester: It can't go far, it'll run out of cord
3:19 AM - Steaмy West Side: It's a wireless fridge, though.
3:19 AM - Steaмy West Side: It uses bluetooth.
3:19 AM - Sir Wester: Then I shall sell the rights to this technology and become a multimillionaire. Power over bluetooth
3:20 AM - Steaмy West Side: Now you can pay me back for the sandwich.
3:20 AM - Sir Wester: Here's tree-fiddy

4:17 PM - Satan Steaм: Spell 'Apple' out loud
4:17 PM - Eyo: omg
4:17 PM - Eyo: I said peepee
4:18 PM - Eyo: :(

8:22 PM - Steaмy West Side: Fun Fact: The length of a meter is defined as 1,650,763.73 wavelengths of orange-red light from electricially excited krypton atoms. Also known as the distance light travels in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.
8:23 PM - el.: FOR GOT SAKE IM ABOUT TO SLEEP NOT THINK ABOUT METERS
8:23 PM - Steaмy West Side: go dream of distance
8:23 PM - el.: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
8:23 PM - el. is now Offline.

1:51 AM - Steaмy West Side: Type at 1wpm so you can read my messages first
1:51 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: okay
1:52 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: will
1:53 AM - Sir Kirby, the Radio Pheasant: do

4:28 PM - LeGenD`RaGe: Yeah well I said theres no job nowadays that requires it because we have machines
4:28 PM - LeGenD`RaGe: Thanks to our SMART ELDERS who invented math, and electrictiy
4:28 PM - Steaмy West Side: Child Birth still requires humans
4:29 PM - Steaмy West Side: when will that become redundant/
4:28 PM - LeGenD`RaGe: Give that one 10 years bro
4:29 PM - LeGenD`RaGe: 10
4:29 PM - Steaмy West Side: Okay
4:29 PM - Steaмy West Side: So in ten years I could just order a child
4:29 PM - LeGenD`RaGe: nah realistically more like 20
4:29 PM - LeGenD`RaGe: I mean you can do that now
4:29 PM - LeGenD`RaGe: Legally or illegally

1:49 PM - Snowflake: u gotta really commit to it
1:49 PM - Snowflake: be the axe
1:49 PM - Steaмy West Side: *but i cant chop the tree as an axe because i dont have a hooman bean to use me*
1:50 PM - Snowflake: I'd use you to chop down a tree <3 <3 <3 ;)

11:37 AM - Steaмy West Side: -Throw 50 lb of lithium into a lake
11:38 AM - Snowflake: what the fuck even goes on in your mind?

7:43 AM - Steaмy West Side: What gif the g in gif is silent?
7:43 AM - Lue~ ☆ (Fritty): a big gif

7:30 PM - Steaмy West Side: What if America was a monarchy? :o
7:31 PM - Snowflake: hard to say. America was kinda built on the principles of explicitly not being a monarchy
7:31 PM - Steaмy West Side: trump wouldn't be in power
7:32 PM - Snowflake: you can't say that for sure
7:32 PM - Steaмy West Side: trump wouldn't be born
7:32 PM - Snowflake: so much stuff would change that idk where you'd even start
7:33 PM - Steaмy West Side: 1776
7:33 PM - Snowflake: bro
7:33 PM - Steaмy West Side: sn0

9:15 AM - Snowflake: I've been on your wall a lot as of late
9:16 AM - Snowflake: 3 of the last 5 conversations are me
9:16 AM - Steaмy West Side: yes
9:16 AM - Snowflake: I'm flattered that you think I'm funny, or at least quoteworthy

9:47 AM - LeGenD`RaGe: wait theres an outing club?
9:47 AM - LeGenD`RaGe: I thought you were straight
9:47 AM - Steaмy West Side: yeah
9:47 AM - Steaмy West Side: no, my hair is curly
9:47 AM - LeGenD`RaGe: oh
9:47 AM - LeGenD`RaGe: my bad

8:43 AM - 1000 Gibibit: all the people on earth that live in the molten core layer have the power to give you aids through the internet

6:08 AM - Steaмy West Side: will you still snapchat me when im no longer young and beautiful
6:08 AM - ♠˚ | Moffee: i dont use snapchat
6:09 AM - Steaмy West Side: will you still snapchat me when im no longer young and beautiful
6:09 AM - ♠˚ | Moffee: i dont use snapchat
6:09 AM - Steaмy West Side: will you still snapchat me when im no longer young and beautiful
6:09 AM - ♠˚ | Moffee: i dont use snapchat
6:09 AM - Steaмy West Side: will you still snapchat me when im no longer young and beautiful
6:09 AM - ♠˚ | Moffee: i dont use snapchat
6:09 AM - Steaмy West Side: will you still snapchat me when im no longer young and beautiful
6:09 AM - ♠˚ | Moffee: i dont use snapchat
6:09 AM - Steaмy West Side: will you still snapchat me when im no longer young and beautiful
6:09 AM - ♠˚ | Moffee: i dont use snapchat
6:09 AM - Steaмy West Side: will you still snapchat me when im no longer young and beautiful
6:09 AM - ♠˚ | Moffee: i dont use snapchat
6:09 AM - Steaмy West Side: will you still snapchat me when im no longer young and beautiful
6:09 AM - ♠˚ | Moffee: i dont use snapchat
6:09 AM - Steaмy West Side: will you still snapchat me when im no longer young and beautiful
6:09 AM - ♠˚ | Moffee: i dont use snapchat
6:09 AM - Steaмy West Side: will you still snapchat me when im no longer young and beautiful
6:09 AM - ♠˚ | Moffee: i dont use snapchat
6:10 AM - Steaмy West Side: will you still snapchat me when im no longer young and beautiful
6:10 AM - ♠˚ | Moffee: no
6:10 AM - Steaмy West Side: thanks for finally answering the question
6:10 AM - ♠˚ | Moffee: i dont use snapchat
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Snowflake, but snowier Aug 12, 2016 @ 4:05pm 
His wife took too long to show up. 1969-2016
Lihkans Jun 27, 2016 @ 9:47pm 
aRTY Jul 26, 2015 @ 3:36pm 
Lɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ, I'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 11, ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 17, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀs 20. Iᴠᴇ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀʟʏ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀᴄʜɪɴᴏ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ 6 ʏᴇᴀʀs ɴᴏᴡ. Gᴇᴛ ᴀ ɢʀɪᴘ ᴜ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴ ɴᴇʀᴅ
ISSA KNIFE Jul 22, 2015 @ 8:54am 
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Snowflake, but snowier Jul 2, 2015 @ 10:28am 
I lost it at "CAPS LOCK ENTHUSIAST"