CrazyLasagna
Weebmaster Overlord   United States
 
 
Hey, to all you scammers out there sending me friend requests, could you stop please? Or at least do a better fucking job. 90% of you haven't even played a single game I have so why the fuck would you be adding me otherwise? Second off, I currently have no WIFI at my house, so I'm spending an average of 5 hours a week online. So that also helps to make you fuckers way more obvious. Third, don't give me that "FREE 10$" shut typed all in unnecessary caps. That's just really stupid. Ok thanks.

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=178155806&token=uS9RtAuO
Currently Online
Favorite Quotes
In no specific order

My Quotes:
"Why you ask? Why not I answer!" -CrazyLasagna
"Indecisiveness is problamatic..and it's irritating." -CrazyLasagna
"Insanity is my specialty. So are ladders." -CrazyLasagna
"Sarcasm is sarcastic" -CrazyLasagna
"Shitty truth is better than happy bullshit." - CrazyLasagna

Meme Quotes:
"Fuck you" -Everyone, Always
"Titty Sprinkles" -You doing a Morgan Freeman impression whenever you read this
"Tell me have you seen the Marvelous Breadfish?" -Unknown
"Rich People Are Much Better Than Poor People, Says Rich Person." -TheDailyBanter (lol)
"I choose or" -Unknown
"Hello, is it me you're looking for?" -Lionel Richie
"We take those" -SoundSmith

Character Quotes:
"Dragons are dragons because humans can't beat em', so what's a man who beats dragons? -Guts
"Do you want to know why I use a knife?" -Joker
"How many fingers am I holding up?" (one) -Revival Man
"This is a hot team! It is like a normal team, but with me in it." -Fernando
"Do not fear power, fear those that wield it!" -Frost Lich Jaina
"Let's go practice medicine" -Medic
"EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!" -Grim Patron
"Trick or treat motherfucker" -Phantom
"I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems." -Engineer
"I probably shoulda set you up with a sponsor beforehand but I am F*CKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SH*T and was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors. You may ask, "Who was wearing the bolo tie, you or the shark?" Answer: YES." -Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington
"NIPPLE SALADS!" -Krieg
"GYABO!" -Noda Megumi
"Mushroom POWER! -Fungalmancer


Real Life Quotes:
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it" -Bert Lance
"Speak of the devil and he shall appear" -Giovanni Torriano (Original form)
"...I stand for the man who works, to hell with kings." -Daniel W, Hoan
"A man who won't die for something isn't fit to live." -Martin Luther King Jr
"The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot." -Carl Sagan
"It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees." -Emiliano Zapata
Keysus Christ Oct 20, 2017 @ 4:58am 
I've Chosen to keep the Panic Attack in the End Appologies for any inconvenience
Jesus with nunchaku Oct 3, 2017 @ 9:33pm 
+rep, Jesus love you<3
CrazyLasagna Sep 24, 2017 @ 12:54pm 
Note: it may take awhile for me to accept a trade. Sorry about that
Trigath Sep 1, 2017 @ 4:36pm 
i hate you
⸎ETHER⸎ May 31, 2017 @ 1:59pm 
jksaksad:28_human::csgogun::janitor::maglike:
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Step 1: Highlight all numbers.
Step 2: Click ctrl F.
Step 3: Click 8 once.
Step 4: You'll see what it says.

(not mine)