Conrad812
Ayy Lmao   United States Virgin Islands
 
 
Hi my name is Conrad, and i can only blow loads to anime tiddies
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Demencia Jun 6, 2019 @ 6:35pm 
SS General Abelard Michoen’s Ju-52 plane flies over Swabia, 1946.
Onboard is a device extracted from Neustrucksburg,a medieval town in the region, with a long history of strange occurrences. Unexpected turbulence begins to rock the plane, and lightning crackles around the small vessel.
The General looks up from a report he was writing.
“Leutnant! Ensure that the device is secure.”
“Jawohl Herr General!”
A sudden loud cracking emanated from the device, accompanied by flashes of electric blue light.
“Leutnant! What the the hell did you… my god!”
The lieutenant’s frame fell to the ground as his skin glowed blue and started to smolder.
The pilot suddenly shouted,
”Good lord what is happening in there?!”
Without missing a beat, the general responded,
Demencia Jun 6, 2019 @ 6:35pm 
“Aurora Borealis.”
“Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within our flight cabin?!”
“Yes, Captain.”
“May I see it?”
“I’m afraid not.”
With that, the lights and noises around the device increased, deafening the passengers and crew, before suddenly warping the plane to a different world.
The Captain shouts out,
”What in the hell what that?! Where are we?! What’s happened?!”
With a sputtering, the three engines give out, and the plane starts to glide towards the desert landscape below.
The General calls to the Captain,
“Captain! Get us down!”
, before sitting back down and strapping himself in.
With a destructive smashing sound, the plane crashes, stopping just before a small clay hut next to some metal arrays.
Demencia Jun 6, 2019 @ 6:35pm 
The General stumbles out of the smoking plane, looking up at the twin suns before retching.
He runs back to the plane to try to find the device, any surviving crew, or his belongings. He finds the corpses of his lieutenants, a colonel, the two pilots, the navigator, and a major. The only things he is able to get out of the plane are a trunk of luggage and a briefcase.
“Where the hell am I?”
Its Actually Grill Jun 6, 2019 @ 6:33pm 
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Archlich Keyes Jun 6, 2019 @ 6:29pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
Shtoparrik Apr 14, 2019 @ 9:13am 
-Rep After a good game in cs, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he's gay. Don't trust this guy.