Conch Norris
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The Conch Jon: dang it malken
The Conch Jon: stop downloading porn while playing guld wers
The Conch Jon: you know it doesn't work
Hey I'm Sick.: but da krogasm
Hey I'm Sick.: crai
The Conch Jon: you can watch wrex stick his carnage into liara's singularity later.
Hey I'm Sick.: I gotta not make myself laugh like that while I have a cough

8:46 AM - Malken: that's goin in the quote box
8:46 AM - Malken: and that isn't

dGaLeGo: so
dGaLeGo: ur name is ophrah winfrey
dGaLeGo: u farted to death
dGaLeGo: leaving dudek with 32 adopted kids
dGaLeGo: seems legit as ♥♥♥♥

9:35 PM - ÐA|Detective OllieRaiden: Conch, what is your village's native fruit?
9:35 PM - ÐA|Detective OllieRaiden: Mine is cherries
9:36 AM - Conchstellar Omegard: mine has no name in your language
9:36 AM - Conchstellar Omegard: the closest thing is what you call "oil"
9:36 AM - ÐA|Detective OllieRaiden: Wut

Conch Norris: dude we should swordfight
Conch Norris: in every sense of the word
Conch Norris: Every.
Conch Norris: Sense.
Conch Norris: Mence.
Conch Norris: #dclub
Malken: every sense of the term
Malken: at once
Conch Norris: butt of course
Malken: that's some hardcore masculinity
Conch Norris: Aw yeah
Malken: oh yeah
Conch Norris: Watch out adult entertainment industry
Malken: not sure if fun fact
Conch Norris: Here comes the Conchillians

Captain Chaos: butts said backwards is sttub?
Captain Chaos: is there a point coming
URQDOGR LV D VQHUVRQ: no not really
Captain Chaos: i hate you

Captain Chaos: the sneeple shall rise again?
Captain Chaos: the ♥♥♥♥ are sneeple
Captain Chaos: the ♥♥♥♥ did you do this for
URQDOGR LV D VQHUVRQ: They're controlling teh go'ment
Captain Chaos: the ♥♥♥♥ did i dicipher it for
Captain Chaos: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Malken: to the people of the world
Malken: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourselves

SilverSiren: Oh yea cuz I want my first fallen coming back to make me feel like ♥♥♥♥...
SilverSiren: Imagine....they show up on the enemy ranks and a bark comes up "Why did you let me die!?!?!?"
Conch Norris: what was your first
SilverSiren: Jimmy Johnson in 9th grade behind the concession stand
SilverSiren: Oh you meant death

Snonch: mean you DON'T drink vinegar?
Snonch: You europeans are weird
Cawley: only ALLTHETIME

Snonch: would 9/11 footage be better
SilverSiren: Yea at least I can get off to that
LayzuhCatz Feb 8 @ 5:14pm 
Malken Dec 25, 2020 @ 10:56pm 
Lapper Snapper Dec 25, 2020 @ 9:54am 
Have a rootin' tootin' cowboy shootin' H̶a̶n̶n̶a̶k̶ ̶C̶h̶a̶n̶n̶a̶k̶h̶ ̶H̶a̶h̶n̶i̶c̶h̶k̶ ̶H̶a̶n̶h̶n̶u̶k̶h̶ Jewish Christmas!
THE LAW Dec 25, 2020 @ 9:10am 
Merry Christmas Conch! I'm writing here just so you can post me in the mansion chat! HO HO HO :happymeat:
noam 2000 Dec 25, 2020 @ 8:47am 
Merry Christmas, Conch! Wishing you all the best in the upcoming year :squirtyay:
VamPyier Dec 25, 2020 @ 7:13am 
Merry Christmas Conch!
Not only do i wish a happy 2021 for you! (mostly for u) but i also wish a happy 2021 for your brother Chuck Norris!