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There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 5:47am

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 5:38am

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 5:22am

Private Detective

Go through the trash.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 5:32am

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 5:23am

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 11:36am

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 6:53am

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 12:15pm

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:04pm

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:06pm

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:26pm

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:33am

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:50am

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:54pm

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 2:06pm



Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst

Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.

Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.