✰VLRP✰ Collin Rickland
Collin Rickland   United States
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[VLRP] Duck Aug 24, 2017 @ 2:19am 
If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
If you find this offensive and don't forward it, You may be a Muslim.
xxx_captain_dank_xxx Aug 24, 2017 @ 12:36am 
“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.”
– Herman Cain

Postman Pat MLG Dank Aug 23, 2017 @ 11:23pm 
Dark_Web_Doxer Aug 23, 2017 @ 11:10pm 
you have been visit by the great wall of trump
post to 5 profile to make america great again
[CA] Cryptic Jay Aug 23, 2017 @ 10:43pm 
autistic monster Aug 23, 2017 @ 7:05pm 
gave me downsyndrome +rep