Chosnuk
Polefag Prime   Poland
 
 
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Ka-Boom Banana: Czosnek to pasjans i buc. No ale ta dupa, ja pierdole.
Jebediah Kerman is best pone.
the game

Onion's hall of fame

"You are the primary polefag"
"I kept waiting for the tentacle rape, but then i rememberd it was a kids show."
"I may be American, but I'm japanese at heart"
"If I choke on soup, I'm retarded and deserve it"

~The MadOnion

The MadOnion: sims 3 makes my fucking video card sound like its gonna take off

The MadOnion: Grandma still fucking tells me to get off the internet when she wants to use phone cause of that bullshit

The MadOnion: If you ever need a murican for anything
The MadOnion: Dont ask me

The MadOnion: Cooking dinner while I have been up for 32 hours
The MadOnion: we are gonna die

The MadOnion: if I was to kill myself. I would do it in a more classy way than hanging.
The MadOnion: Like death by cock

The MadOnion: You live in fucking poland dude
The MadOnion: you like
The MadOnion: the murica of EU
The MadOnion: Nice central location
The MadOnion: so you have a bit of everything
The MadOnion: Eu to your left
The MadOnion: Russia and all them other assholes to right
The MadOnion: terrorist below you
The MadOnion: People that made my furniture above

<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
The Mad Onion: yeah
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The Great Wall of Shit
Chosnuk: a nie te animu o bracie i siostrze co się hajtają na końcu?
Ka-Boom Banana™: a to o dziwo dobre było
Ka-Boom Banana™: ~ Bumberd Gazbrowicz z zawodu pedofil 2017

Ka-Boom Banana™: o nie biednego chopca będą walić w sześciu
Ka-Boom Banana™: akurat bez spodni jestem
Ka-Boom Banana™: zw

電子タバコ: paliłeś kiedyś e-cigarte?
Chosnuk: a nie
電子タバコ: to tak samo jakby chuja ciągnąć
Chosnuk: skąd wiesz
Chosnuk: hue
電子タバコ: bo ciągne druty i pale e cigy

Komar: leszczu
Komar: kurwa
Chosnuk: mape robie do giemoda
Komar: nerd
Chosnuk: a ty to nawet nerdem nie jesteś
Chosnuk: jesteś nikim
Komar: WIEM

Chosnuk: tyle sie tej pizzy najadłem że mogę grać przez 24h bez przerwy
SUSA: jednak jesteś bratem kuby bo on też ma takie teksty

Besilk: Trump win
Besilk: Won
Besilk: Its all over
Besilk: Meme warfare is over
Besilk: We got our guy into the rascist house

Chosnuk: komar komar pokaż rogi
Chosnuk: dam ci sera na pierogi
Komar: AAARGHHHHHH
Komar: LUBIE SELER
Komar: IĆ
Komar: SIE ZABIĆ
Komar: NIE WIEM
Komar: OMG
Komar: CO JA ROBIE


Natriuszka: Nie jestem zadna meksykanką. Wpuscisz mnie do siebie?
Natriuszka: Chyba ze ja mam Ciebie wpuscic do siebie
Natriuszka: Lenny face

Besilk: i touched a willy in high school once and it was just a lil mistake

Sparrow: animu ssie

The MadOnion: cops shooting blacks
Chosnuk: lol
The MadOnion: thats k

The MadOnion: cops in my area are usually alright
The MadOnion: but you know
The MadOnion: Im white

Chosnuk: i deem goat mom fuckable by law
Serious Maggot: ☑
Serious Maggot: Ahmed likes this

The MadOnion: she's doing depressiong wrong man
The MadOnion: you sleep more
The MadOnion: you live less
The MadOnion: simple shit
The MadOnion: when I was depressed
The MadOnion: ass I did was sleep
The MadOnion: sleept 12 hours a day

The MadOnion: real life I take time to actually look at what I typed before i hit enter
Chosnuk: i hope you do
Chosnuk: at least on job resumes
Chosnuk: lol
The MadOnion: hahaha
The MadOnion: just imagined
The MadOnion: me replaceing words
The MadOnion: like all
The MadOnion: with ass in resume
Chosnuk: onions resume:
Chosnuk: I dose work hard
The MadOnion: hahaha fuck you
The MadOnion: I laughed hard to
Chosnuk: I know ass ways to do my work
Chosnuk: lol
The MadOnion: asslotta

The MadOnion: you can be a massive fucking faggot
The MadOnion: but
The MadOnion: I agree with you 100% on this

Sparrow: "If two men cheeki breeki each other, they shall be stoned"

Besilk: suggest me some game
Besilk: im bored
Chosnuk: i just finished talking with a retarded fag
Chosnuk: and another one shows up
Chosnuk: god damnit
Besilk: no u

Chosnuk: cya sun
Chosnuk: have a nice day
Chosnuk: at werk
The NewYear Onion: I wont
Chosnuk: alrighty then lol
The NewYear Onion: CUstomer last shift: is hotsauce hot?
Chosnuk: "no"
Chosnuk: later on the shitter
Chosnuk: "HE LIED TO ME"
The NewYear Onion: wanted to strangler her and make sure she didint polluite gene pool

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Bluellama Dec 28, 2018 @ 1:58pm 
LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwnian Asintits). In this state, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as tuberculosis. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effectrie. there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: ETMA, (Entrenched Terminal Mi-Asintits)
Serious Maggot Nov 12, 2018 @ 11:56pm 
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally♥♥♥♥♥♥in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my♥♥♥♥♥♥without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try.
Serious Maggot Nov 12, 2018 @ 11:56pm 
I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.
Bluellama Nov 5, 2018 @ 3:38pm 
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Bluellama Jul 28, 2018 @ 1:40am 
+rep♥♥♥♥♥♥♥good and handsome guy, big♥♥♥♥♥♥and ♥♥♥♥s so much 11yrs old thicc♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥holy ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is man from the space.
Pietrek Jul 24, 2018 @ 3:53pm 
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