Chortles
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homeless reptilian Mar 1, 2015 @ 1:05pm 
Did you know that in China there are 3 ways to say 《I love you》?
You say 我爱你(wo ai ni)for friends and girls you like, you say 给我你的鸡巴(gei wo ni de ji ba)for a more serious relationship and you say 我想你吃我的屎吧(wo xiang ni chi wo de shi)to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. And they follow this rule

Repost this if you got an A+ in Noodles in SOup's Mandarin 101.
Chortles Sep 17, 2014 @ 11:45am 
fuck her right in the pussy- jamais winston
Wyman, WD Sep 16, 2014 @ 10:17pm 
I'm astounded by some of the politically correct nonsense being espoused in the comments, over a simple statement of fact. IT IS A BOY THING. Some girls are hackers, which is great, but the numbers tell the story and a lot more boys are interested in computing than girls. The way certain people jump on these statements hints at an enormous lack of self esteem. I have no doubt about the capabilities of women, unlike a lot of post-modern feminists who think women are so utterly hopeless that we all need to pretend that girls like all the same things as boys; certain realities are just unacceptable. Baloney! If you have a problem with some sectors being male heavy, take it up with the women themselves, because if they are passionate about something there is nothing that can stop them. This IS one trait completely common to both genders. 
Chortles May 31, 2013 @ 5:32pm 
I AM FUCKING BACK BITCHES

AIN'T NO FUGGIN MINORITY GONNA DRAG ME DOWN BOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII
Chortles Feb 6, 2013 @ 7:51pm 
Happy Black suck my dick
NEW! RE-Crustable pbj sandwiches Feb 4, 2013 @ 6:28pm 
happy black history month