Lambda
Parker   Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
 
 
YES, I'm Big AND a Dad. NO, you can't have my unconditional love.

If you want to play wth me:

1. Don't treat me differently than any other dad. Just because I love my children equally doesn't mean I'm special, although compliments are nice :>

2.No jokes please! I know you probably don't mean anything by it but when i get nervous i tend to make bad jokes suddenly. Hehe~

3.Do not add me without permission! I know you probably don't get out much, and large fathers might seem like a rarity to you... but i have too many children as it is!

Oh and, don't hit on me you silly siblings.

the problem is , the brother of all dogs , is eternal , and a vacuum cleaner.

Well-coordinated and heavily practiced Reddit team beaten by a rag-tag group of /v/irgins run by a furry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a BR with 140 ping
Well-coordinated and heavily practiced Reddit team beaten by a rag-tag group of /v/irgins run by a furry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a BR with 140 ping
Well-coordinated and heavily practiced Reddit team beaten by a rag-tag group of /v/irgins run by a furry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a BR with 140 ping

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frisco Oct 14 @ 10:41pm 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%.
ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me.
Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.
sewer rat Sep 23 @ 2:47am 
jealousy doesn't look good on you
death to the lads Aug 20 @ 8:48am 
oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine ♥♥♥♥ and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?
sewer rat Feb 11 @ 4:02pm 
forgive english, i am Russia.
i am here little time. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also.
We sex together.i never tell i gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ♥♥♥, I ♥♥♥ IN ♥♥♥" I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? i dont no but it spurt it feel very good in American ♥♥♥
death to the lads Jan 16 @ 7:38am 
OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT 😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE ♥♥♥♥ AND BALLS 🍆🍆... PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑!’LEST... THOU DESIRES TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST... 🤣🤣, DELETE IT AT ONCE!❌🛑... SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈...HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT...🛑🛑...’LEST?😏😳
Lambda Dec 15, 2019 @ 10:18pm 
stop