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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 10:46am

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 12:16pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 3:20pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2017 @ 11:52am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 1:00pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2017 @ 11:02pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 10:54am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2017 @ 10:17pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2017 @ 2:13pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 10:42am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 9:54am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2017 @ 11:21pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2017 @ 2:13pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2017 @ 6:06pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2017 @ 6:58pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 9:59pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2017 @ 5:43pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 12:50pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 8:53pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2017 @ 6:36pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 10:21am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 7:51pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2017 @ 1:30pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 9:43pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 9:59pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 1:15pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 6:12pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 1:18pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 8:09pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 2:55pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 10:53am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 8:30pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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